- Sep 22, 2013
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This is a capitalism-ode (my last one) inspired by the conflagration-portrait films Reign of Fire and The Running Man.
Signing off,
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Baby Krishna was considered the sacred child of heaven and was prophesied to bring peace and sanity through the powerfully magical words of negotiation and understanding once he matured into an adult deity in the pantheon of Hindu gods, sitting on the palace of supremity in the snowy mountains of the Himalayas. Baby Krishna was taught since birth how to deal with the anarchy of the volatile element of fire. Baby Krishna was given a magical flute which was said to diminish the devastating force of the fires of hell. Baby Krishna wanted to use the flute to create peaceful gameplay and diffuse the destructive instincts towards competition and capitalism avarice!
Standing in Krishna's way was a nefarious warlord named Satan who carried a deadly knife-blade fitted with sharp metal spikes on the handle. Satan wielded his weapon as if it were an evil extension of his own hand. Krishna wanted to use his magic flute to create optimism, but Satan intended to use his knife-blade to create capitalism disarray. While Krishna was busy making charms for the commerce-minded Trump Administration (USA), Satan was in North Korea cajoling its emotional politicians to catalyze global thermonuclear war!
Shiva (Hindu god of destruction) advised Krishna that Satan had opened the 'dark eyes' of man and led them astray and towards the ominous 'Hell-Gate.' This gate opened the path to all forms of capitalism amorality, corruption, violence, lust, and of course, greed. Shiva explained that any god trying to deal with Satan by way of the Hell-Gate would have to contend with the powerful warlock who lay in the labyrinth beyond the doors of the gate. This warlock's name was Apocrypha, and he vowed to make anyone he met a 'minion' of pure envy.
Krishna and Satan soon found themselves at the footsteps of Apocrypha, the powerful warlock. Apocrypha sternly outlined for them the path to pure avarice and global war created by capitalism mismanagement, and now it was up to Krishna and Satan to use their wits to see which mind would have more impact on the capitalism-minded destiny of mankind. As expected, Krishna wanted to use understanding of Hell-Gate to outline a 'method' for mankind to avoid the sins of war/greed under the umbrella of global capitalism; Satan, on the other hand, wielded his knife-blade as his testament of the 'reality' of survivalism, profiteerism, Machiavellianism, and of course, cannibalism!
As Krishna descended on Earth after completing his study of Hell-Gate and subsiding the rage of the warlock Apocrypha, he hoped he would find a firefighter in America who would serve as his 'anti-hell' prodigy. Krishna found a great fireman named Alex for whom he fitted an incredible helmet and suit with gun and night-vision goggles, so Alex could dispel any movement of the flames of fire welcomed into the world (and America) by the conniving Satan. Alex was given the alias 'Hell-Fighter' and it was his job to defeat Satan for Krishna! Hell-Fighter challenged Satan by shooting skillfully around his hand, so he'd be too shocked to use his knife-blade.
Hell-Fighter told Satan he fought on behalf of Krishna and that his crusade would see the sanctification of fertility among mankind for the blessing of modern capitalism. All women and children would hail the majesty of democracy and the wisdom of teamwork and downplay the instinct/temptation to seek power and fortune at the expense of others. There would even be a 'sacred child' of civilization (perhaps Baby Jesus or a proverbial 'Baby Archangel') who would be shielded as the penultimate totem of comfort. Hell-Fighter won the argument, but Satan ominously warned him, "Beware the green-eyed monster who will give rise to a fortune-minded woman who just might tempt mankind back towards Machiavellianism!" Nevertheless, capitalism reigned across Earth peacefully through the era of 'TrumpUSA.'
Krishna declared himself the victor over Satan and discussed with his friend Shiva the new age of glory and peace which would see the sanctification of all beneficial governance processes regarding capitalism, consumerism, and of course, mercantilism! Apocrypha was sealed into the underworld by Shiva and Satan's power would not hold sway, as Krishna became an all-encompassing 'democracy diplomat' of capitalism-negotiation. For the first time, the World Bank became an 'unbiased institution,' and ironically enough, arson almost disappeared. Hell-Fighter/Alex returned to his normal life as a firefighter and married his college sweetheart Melania. President Trump declared Alex to be the 'King of Las Vegas'!
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Signing off,
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Baby Krishna was considered the sacred child of heaven and was prophesied to bring peace and sanity through the powerfully magical words of negotiation and understanding once he matured into an adult deity in the pantheon of Hindu gods, sitting on the palace of supremity in the snowy mountains of the Himalayas. Baby Krishna was taught since birth how to deal with the anarchy of the volatile element of fire. Baby Krishna was given a magical flute which was said to diminish the devastating force of the fires of hell. Baby Krishna wanted to use the flute to create peaceful gameplay and diffuse the destructive instincts towards competition and capitalism avarice!
Standing in Krishna's way was a nefarious warlord named Satan who carried a deadly knife-blade fitted with sharp metal spikes on the handle. Satan wielded his weapon as if it were an evil extension of his own hand. Krishna wanted to use his magic flute to create optimism, but Satan intended to use his knife-blade to create capitalism disarray. While Krishna was busy making charms for the commerce-minded Trump Administration (USA), Satan was in North Korea cajoling its emotional politicians to catalyze global thermonuclear war!
Shiva (Hindu god of destruction) advised Krishna that Satan had opened the 'dark eyes' of man and led them astray and towards the ominous 'Hell-Gate.' This gate opened the path to all forms of capitalism amorality, corruption, violence, lust, and of course, greed. Shiva explained that any god trying to deal with Satan by way of the Hell-Gate would have to contend with the powerful warlock who lay in the labyrinth beyond the doors of the gate. This warlock's name was Apocrypha, and he vowed to make anyone he met a 'minion' of pure envy.
Krishna and Satan soon found themselves at the footsteps of Apocrypha, the powerful warlock. Apocrypha sternly outlined for them the path to pure avarice and global war created by capitalism mismanagement, and now it was up to Krishna and Satan to use their wits to see which mind would have more impact on the capitalism-minded destiny of mankind. As expected, Krishna wanted to use understanding of Hell-Gate to outline a 'method' for mankind to avoid the sins of war/greed under the umbrella of global capitalism; Satan, on the other hand, wielded his knife-blade as his testament of the 'reality' of survivalism, profiteerism, Machiavellianism, and of course, cannibalism!
As Krishna descended on Earth after completing his study of Hell-Gate and subsiding the rage of the warlock Apocrypha, he hoped he would find a firefighter in America who would serve as his 'anti-hell' prodigy. Krishna found a great fireman named Alex for whom he fitted an incredible helmet and suit with gun and night-vision goggles, so Alex could dispel any movement of the flames of fire welcomed into the world (and America) by the conniving Satan. Alex was given the alias 'Hell-Fighter' and it was his job to defeat Satan for Krishna! Hell-Fighter challenged Satan by shooting skillfully around his hand, so he'd be too shocked to use his knife-blade.
Hell-Fighter told Satan he fought on behalf of Krishna and that his crusade would see the sanctification of fertility among mankind for the blessing of modern capitalism. All women and children would hail the majesty of democracy and the wisdom of teamwork and downplay the instinct/temptation to seek power and fortune at the expense of others. There would even be a 'sacred child' of civilization (perhaps Baby Jesus or a proverbial 'Baby Archangel') who would be shielded as the penultimate totem of comfort. Hell-Fighter won the argument, but Satan ominously warned him, "Beware the green-eyed monster who will give rise to a fortune-minded woman who just might tempt mankind back towards Machiavellianism!" Nevertheless, capitalism reigned across Earth peacefully through the era of 'TrumpUSA.'
Krishna declared himself the victor over Satan and discussed with his friend Shiva the new age of glory and peace which would see the sanctification of all beneficial governance processes regarding capitalism, consumerism, and of course, mercantilism! Apocrypha was sealed into the underworld by Shiva and Satan's power would not hold sway, as Krishna became an all-encompassing 'democracy diplomat' of capitalism-negotiation. For the first time, the World Bank became an 'unbiased institution,' and ironically enough, arson almost disappeared. Hell-Fighter/Alex returned to his normal life as a firefighter and married his college sweetheart Melania. President Trump declared Alex to be the 'King of Las Vegas'!
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