Heaven and Hell

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  1. Trinity

    Trinity VIP Member

    Jun 16, 2004
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    John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends . One night, they both
    died in a terrible car accident.
    When John woke up in heaven, he began to search for Bob but could not
    find him anywhere. Very distraught, he ran to St.Peter and said,
    "St.Peter, I know Bob was killed in that accident with me, but I can't
    find him!"

    St. Peter said, "My son, I am sorry to tell you Bob didn''t make it to Heaven."

    This upset John so much that St. Peter agreed to let him see Bob one
    more time. St. Peter parted the clouds and John saw Bob sitting in
    hell with a keg on one side and a beautiful buxom blonde on the other.

    John looked at St. Peter skeptically and said, "Are you sure I'm in
    the right place?"

    "My son," St. Peter said, "looks can be deceiving. You see that keg of
    beer? It has a hole in it. You see that woman? She doesn't!''

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