Ahhhh! To be six again....

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    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back

    and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far

    off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.



    I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.



    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of

    Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.



    What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall

    of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five

    hour later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and

    her stomach felt upside down.



    He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with

    extra fries and a chocolate shake.



    Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,

    M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband

    and collapsed into bed exhausted.



    He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ?Well Dear,

    what was it like being six again?? Her eyes slowly opened and her expression

    suddenly changed.



    I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!



    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it

    wrong.
     
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    Heee! To his credit, she didn't say "I'd like to be *a* six again." :D
     
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    True...
     
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    Hehe, I knew what she meant.
     

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