IRS Genie

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  1. Merlin1047

    Merlin1047 Senior Member

    Mar 28, 2004
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    A modern day cowboy has spent many days
    crossing the desert without water.

    His horse has already died of thirst. He's
    crawling through the sand,
    certain that he has breathed his
    last, when all of a sudden, he
    sees an object sticking out of the sand
    several yards ahead of him.

    He crawls to the object, pulls it out of
    the sand, and discovers
    what looks to be an old brief case. He
    opens it and out pops a genie.
    But this is no ordinary genie.

    She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service
    ID badge and a dull
    gray dress. There's a calculator in her
    pocketbook. She has a pencil
    tucked behind one ear.

    "Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know
    how I work. You have
    three wishes"

    "I'm not falling for this." Says the man.
    "I'm not going to trust
    an IRS auditor genie."

    "What do you have to lose? You've got no
    transportation, and it
    looks like you're a goner anyway!"

    The man thinks about this for a minute, and
    decides that the genie
    is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush
    oasis with plenty of food and drink."


    The cowboy finds himself in the most
    beautiful oasis he has ever
    seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of
    wine and platters of delicacies.

    "OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."

    "My second wish is that I were rich beyond
    my wildest dreams."


    The man finds himself surrounded by
    treasure chests filled with
    rare gold coins and precious gems.

    "OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more
    wish. Better make it a
    good one!"

    After thinking for a few minutes, the man
    says.. "I wish that no
    matter where I go, beautiful women will
    want and need me."

    He is turned into a tampon.

    The moral of the story: If the government
    offers you anything,
    there's going to be a string attached.

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