Here's my superficial take on the GOP candidates: Rick Perry: Reminds me of Howdy Doody. I think he's goofy - but most likeable. Ron Paul: Too old, cranky and goofy - but I think he's by far the most genuine of the bunch. He is what he is. Mitt Romney: Reminds me of Daffy Duck on meth. I believe nothing he says. Newt Gingrich: Psycho! Most dangerous! In love with himself. Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD). I believe nothing he says. Jon Huntsman: Bland and irrelevant. Rick Santorum: Religious extremist. Batshit crazy. American Taliban. Michele Bachmann: Religious extremist. Batshit crazy - and STUPID. American Taliban. Also appears to be a chronic liar.