This is what a hamburger thief looks like. I grilled up a really boss hamburger and laid on the after thoughts just as they should be, i.e., lettuce, tomato, onions, mustard, mayo and some sweet peppers. Had the damned thing sitting on the picnic table on the back porch and was all set to dig in and the phone rings. I go in the house to answer the phone and come back and there's no hamburger in sight. Only Dudley laying in the corner of the porch licking his lips and looking innocent. Damned dog.