Hamburger thief

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  1. Big Black Dog
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    This is what a hamburger thief looks like. I grilled up a really boss hamburger and laid on the after thoughts just as they should be, i.e., lettuce, tomato, onions, mustard, mayo and some sweet peppers. Had the damned thing sitting on the picnic table on the back porch and was all set to dig in and the phone rings. I go in the house to answer the phone and come back and there's no hamburger in sight. Only Dudley laying in the corner of the porch licking his lips and looking innocent. Damned dog.

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    Can you really blame him?

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    The Burger was an Attractive Nuisance.
     
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    Cook the Dog!

    Hot dogs may lack nutritional value to a large extent, but at least it will solve the problems associated with having a thief for a pet!
     
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    As I tell my kids, don't tempt the dogs. If they chew up anything of yours, it's your fault! ;)
     
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    looks innocent to me. Do you have any witnesses? I am sure it was someone else.
     
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