Greetings Cenobites.

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    If you ever watched the hellraiser movies, you know what they and the vast majority of you are. Because there are many problems-tortures in the world that you have no damned interest in fixing. Such as mass starvation, mass migrations, food wars, water wars, overpopulation, extinctions, ecological collapse, pollution, desertification, human caused global warming and a zillion other problems-tortures. Such as being greedy thieving lying slaves.

    Though maybe some of you could be those types of (exremely vile and disgusting "(but extremely TRUE)" litany of insults deleted) people who actually look forward to the destruction of the earth. So you can go to "heaven" and be herded around there by Jesus.

    For the remarkably few of you out there who may not actually "get off" on the problems-tortures I mentioned, I know how to fix all of these problems, and more. Which I will tell you about. But first, do you know of any forums that don't support hell where I can do so?
     
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    I have no idea what cenobites are (although interestingly it doesn't flag spell check, go figure) and I don't watch movies.

    But I would like to thank you for interrupting the longknife Daily "Me-Me-Me' Dump. At least there's that.

    Welcome to the site. Bring many hip boots. And if you care to diet on fallacies, you'll get fat here.
     
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    "I don't watch movies."

    Why? :popcorn:
     
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    If you are a SJW then go away :meow::smoke:
     
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    'cuz they stoopid.
     
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    Cheese. Ooey, gooey, sticky, melty cheese.
     
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    "A dank, glutenous, viscous, vegetable mass of oily corruption and putrescence". (Gamble Rogers)

    Yeah that's for dinner actually. Excepting the gluten.
     
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    I just clean my glasses with it.
     
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    No wonder your posts come out the way they do.
     
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    I cant believe they gave the Fresno shooter internet access.....
     
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