GOP Still Deciding Which Fanatical Anti American Traitor To Anoint As Speaker

[skews13]

Look who’s putting the “fun” in “dysfunction”! That’s right. It's Republicans. Again!

Long after Rep. Kevin McCarthy gave gobs of concessions to secure his speaker’s gavel on the 15th vote—a humiliation that may or may not have included a Hello Kitty ball gag, two Shetland ponies, and a backyard kiddie pool full of gently used Dick Cheney hearts—Republicans have gone back to the drawing-and-quartering board, hoping to choose a new House honcho before voters somehow notice they’re not all that serious about governing. So naturally they have their sights set on Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan.

On Friday, Jordan failed to nail down the votes he needed to secure the speaker’s chair—which is really shocking when you think about it. How odd that a shambolic cabal of famously aimless bomb-throwers won’t unanimously anoint the most loathsome little hobgoblin they’ve ever laid eyes on. Then again, most Republicans have long since left their party to join the cult of Donald Trump, who’s basically just David Koresh with worse hair.

Sunday Four-Play: GOP still deciding which fanatical, anti-American traitor to anoint as speaker

Look who’s putting the “fun” in “dysfunction”! That’s right. It's Republicans. Again! Long after Rep. Kevin McCarthy gave gobs of concessions to secure his speaker’s gavel on the 15th ...

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Hey MAGAts. You're not going to get your Trump guy. Somebody might want to sit tangerine traitor down, and explain reality to him.

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

Is Pelosi available?

 

[Clipper]

Look who’s putting the “fun” in “dysfunction”! That’s right. It's Republicans. Again!

Long after Rep. Kevin McCarthy gave gobs of concessions to secure his speaker’s gavel on the 15th vote—a humiliation that may or may not have included a Hello Kitty ball gag, two Shetland ponies, and a backyard kiddie pool full of gently used Dick Cheney hearts—Republicans have gone back to the drawing-and-quartering board, hoping to choose a new House honcho before voters somehow notice they’re not all that serious about governing. So naturally they have their sights set on Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan.

On Friday, Jordan failed to nail down the votes he needed to secure the speaker’s chair—which is really shocking when you think about it. How odd that a shambolic cabal of famously aimless bomb-throwers won’t unanimously anoint the most loathsome little hobgoblin they’ve ever laid eyes on. Then again, most Republicans have long since left their party to join the cult of Donald Trump, who’s basically just David Koresh with worse hair.

Sunday Four-Play: GOP still deciding which fanatical, anti-American traitor to anoint as speaker

Look who’s putting the “fun” in “dysfunction”! That’s right. It's Republicans. Again! Long after Rep. Kevin McCarthy gave gobs of concessions to secure his speaker’s gavel on the 15th ...

www.dailykos.com

Hey MAGAts. You're not going to get your Trump guy. Somebody might want to sit tangerine traitor down, and explain reality to him.

Jordan is another McCarthy, jacketless with less hair & just as loathesome. Behind the scenes he's playing the same game McCarthy did with the clown caucus making concessions & promises, selling his ass for what he wants sooooooo bad- THE GAVEL!

And when he's done kissing ass to those Bozos if he makes it & gets THE GAVEL!, he'll end up just like McCarthy did- a nobody.

Which is what both those two assholes deserve for selling this Country & The Constitution down the river to that fascist Mussollini wannabe lowlife Trump.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Hakeem Jeffries is closer to 217 than any Republican.

BTW, I am loving the Republican dysfunction. Time to show these idiots the door.

 

[MarcATL]

What will Republicans and their extreme far rightwing supporters do when Putin comes out in support of Hamas OP?

Which evil will they support?

 

[Lakhota]

BREAKING: Republican House Speaker candidate Jim Jordan gets devastating news as multiple House Republicans threaten to skip the speaker vote that he’s trying to force — which will allow Hakeem Jeffries to win and become the House Speaker.

But it gets even WORSE for Jim Jordan…

A Republican Congressman told a reporter, “What happens when Jordan forces us to the floor to try to pressure us and all of a sudden we don’t show up and Hakeem Jeffries is speaker cause he wanted to be a bully?”

Adding insult to injury for Jordan, several moderate Republicans told CBS news today that “they would oppose his candidacy,” leaving Jordan’s bid to be speaker in “grave doubt.”

This is brutal news for Jordan, because he can’t afford to lose just FIVE votes — whether they vote for someone else or they simply don’t show up to vote at all.

If that happens, which is now becoming a real possibility, Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries will become House Speaker Hakeem Jeffries — and today’s Republican majority will go down in history as the most embarrassing, dysfunctional majority in the history of the U.S. Congress.

Trumper Jim Jordan thought that being elected speaker would be a cakewalk, but now it appears that it may backfire in the most spectacular way imaginable.

 

[White 6]

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