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Look who’s putting the “fun” in “dysfunction”! That’s right. It's Republicans. Again!
Long after Rep. Kevin McCarthy gave gobs of concessions to secure his speaker’s gavel on the 15th vote—a humiliation that may or may not have included a Hello Kitty ball gag, two Shetland ponies, and a backyard kiddie pool full of gently used Dick Cheney hearts—Republicans have gone back to the drawing-and-quartering board, hoping to choose a new House honcho before voters somehow notice they’re not all that serious about governing. So naturally they have their sights set on Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan.
On Friday, Jordan failed to nail down the votes he needed to secure the speaker’s chair—which is really shocking when you think about it. How odd that a shambolic cabal of famously aimless bomb-throwers won’t unanimously anoint the most loathsome little hobgoblin they’ve ever laid eyes on. Then again, most Republicans have long since left their party to join the cult of Donald Trump, who’s basically just David Koresh with worse hair.
Hey MAGAts. You're not going to get your Trump guy. Somebody might want to sit tangerine traitor down, and explain reality to him.
Long after Rep. Kevin McCarthy gave gobs of concessions to secure his speaker’s gavel on the 15th vote—a humiliation that may or may not have included a Hello Kitty ball gag, two Shetland ponies, and a backyard kiddie pool full of gently used Dick Cheney hearts—Republicans have gone back to the drawing-and-quartering board, hoping to choose a new House honcho before voters somehow notice they’re not all that serious about governing. So naturally they have their sights set on Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan.
On Friday, Jordan failed to nail down the votes he needed to secure the speaker’s chair—which is really shocking when you think about it. How odd that a shambolic cabal of famously aimless bomb-throwers won’t unanimously anoint the most loathsome little hobgoblin they’ve ever laid eyes on. Then again, most Republicans have long since left their party to join the cult of Donald Trump, who’s basically just David Koresh with worse hair.
Sunday Four-Play: GOP still deciding which fanatical, anti-American traitor to anoint as speaker
Look who’s putting the “fun” in “dysfunction”! That’s right. It's Republicans. Again! Long after Rep. Kevin McCarthy gave gobs of concessions to secure his speaker’s gavel on the 15th ...
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Hey MAGAts. You're not going to get your Trump guy. Somebody might want to sit tangerine traitor down, and explain reality to him.