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Three Texas surgeons were having lunch together and discussing surgeries
they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A
concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them and 8
months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and
legs in a terrible accident, I reattached them and 2 years later he won
2 gold medals in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a guy
who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's
ass and mouth. Now he's about to be the Democrat candidate for
president of the United States."
they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A
concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them and 8
months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and
legs in a terrible accident, I reattached them and 2 years later he won
2 gold medals in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a guy
who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's
ass and mouth. Now he's about to be the Democrat candidate for
president of the United States."
