Gifted Surgeons...

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    Three Texas surgeons were having lunch together and discussing surgeries
    they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A
    concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them and 8
    months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

    One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and
    legs in a terrible accident, I reattached them and 2 years later he won
    2 gold medals in field events in the Olympics."

    The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a guy
    who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
    traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's
    ass and mouth. Now he's about to be the Democrat candidate for
    president of the United States."
     
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