'Get Back To Work, You Lazy Bums!' Shouts Ben Shapiro At Retirement Home

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'Get Back To Work, You Lazy Bums!' Shouts Ben Shapiro At Retirement Home
U.S.·Mar 13, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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NASHVILLE, TN — What had been a beautiful, relaxing day at the Hidden Acres Retirement Home was thrown into chaos after conservative internet personality Ben Shapiro burst into the building to tell its residents to rejoin the workforce.
"Get back to work, you lazy bums!" Shapiro shouted at the elderly tenants as they gathered in the facility's cafeteria for lunch. "Retirement is such a stupid idea! It's high time for you freeloading, gray-haired moochers to get off your couches, turn off Judge Judy, and go get productive jobs that contribute something to society. If you have some sort of health problem, you can just work part-time. Social Security and Medicare are killing this country. I don't care how old you geezers are. Make yourselves useful."
One brave resident, 87-year-old Georgette McGann, confronted Shapiro. "That's not very nice of you to say, young man!" McGann allegedly said to Shapiro. "We've all worked our whole lives to earn the right to retire and enjoy our remaining years. I feel like you owe us an apology."


"Facts don't care about your feelings, grandma," Shapiro reportedly replied. "You know who else worked hard his whole life? Moses. And what did he do? He worked every single day until he was 120 years old, and then he died. And there were no bingo nights or shuffleboard in the wilderness. Moses was inspiring. What's your excuse?"
At publishing time, Shapiro urged everyone at the retirement home to sign up for DailyWire+ as he was escorted off the property by security.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Still not funny.

 

[Votto]

Still not funny.

Ok, I'll keep try'in!!!

 

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'Get Back To Work, You Lazy Bums!' Shouts Ben Shapiro At Retirement Home
U.S.·Mar 13, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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NASHVILLE, TN — What had been a beautiful, relaxing day at the Hidden Acres Retirement Home was thrown into chaos after conservative internet personality Ben Shapiro burst into the building to tell its residents to rejoin the workforce.
"Get back to work, you lazy bums!" Shapiro shouted at the elderly tenants as they gathered in the facility's cafeteria for lunch. "Retirement is such a stupid idea! It's high time for you freeloading, gray-haired moochers to get off your couches, turn off Judge Judy, and go get productive jobs that contribute something to society. If you have some sort of health problem, you can just work part-time. Social Security and Medicare are killing this country. I don't care how old you geezers are. Make yourselves useful."
One brave resident, 87-year-old Georgette McGann, confronted Shapiro. "That's not very nice of you to say, young man!" McGann allegedly said to Shapiro. "We've all worked our whole lives to earn the right to retire and enjoy our remaining years. I feel like you owe us an apology."


"Facts don't care about your feelings, grandma," Shapiro reportedly replied. "You know who else worked hard his whole life? Moses. And what did he do? He worked every single day until he was 120 years old, and then he died. And there were no bingo nights or shuffleboard in the wilderness. Moses was inspiring. What's your excuse?"
At publishing time, Shapiro urged everyone at the retirement home to sign up for DailyWire+ as he was escorted off the property by security.

The leopards were never supposed to eat their faces

 

[theHawk]

Ben Shapiro is such a jackass.

His argument is that when Social Security was setup, the life expectancy was “63” according to him. But this is a dumb statistic that is totally skewed by the infant mortality rate at the time. People were living to the 80’s just fine at that time.

In fact I would assume adult Americans in that time lived far longer and healthier than today. They weren’t being poisoned by an over abundance of sugar, carbs, and seed oil processed junk food like we are today.

 

[Mac-7]

Ben Shapiro is such a jackass.

His argument is that when Social Security was setup, the life expectancy was “63” according to him. But this is a dumb statistic that is totally skewed by the infant mortality rate at the time. People were living to the 80’s just fine at that time.

In fact I would assume adult Americans in that time lived far longer and healthier than today. They weren’t being poisoned by an over abundance of sugar, carbs, and seed oil processed junk food like we are today.

Modern medicine is more advanced today than 100 years ago and is extending lifespans

Shapiro is trying to save Social Security

 

[theHawk]

Modern medicine is more advanced today than 100 years ago and is extending lifespans

Shapiro is trying to save Social Security

Lifespans are not being extended by “advanced medicine” LOL.

 

[Mac-7]

Lifespans are not being extended by “advanced medicine” LOL.

I think they are

Modern medicine can detect diseases sooner and modern machines and drugs can apply corrective measures that save lives

 

[Oddball]

Shapiro is correct about lifespans...Modern medicine is keeping people alive longer, even those with the shitty lifestyles who would have croaked just a decade ago.

There's also the demographic train wreck quickly approaching....Too many recipients, with too few younger workers being fleeced to keep the scam afloat.

Socialist Insecurity needs to be phased out and abolished, not "saved".

 

[initforme]

Modern medicine is more advanced today than 100 years ago and is extending lifespans

Shapiro is trying to save Social Security

No. He has no intentions of saving it. He's clueless on all topics.

 

[Mac-7]

No. He has no intentions of saving it. He's clueless on all topics.

Why wouldnt he want to save it?