Georgia Under Attack by Florida

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    AP - Georgia today came under attack by Florida after Gov. Crist ordered National Guardsmen into the state to seek revenge for any and all victories it's had over Florida college teams. Georgia pled its case to the UN, stating that the sports rivalry should be left on the field. Meanwhile, Georgia ordered troops into South Carolina after it was revealed that South Carolina backed Florida in the dispute.

    Pres. Bush called for a cease-fire. "It's just sad when states can't get along," Bush said. "Can't all the states get along?"

    Trying to get job at The Onion...
     
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    And they all came marching home .....

    :drillsergeant: :salute: :salute: :salute:

    :cool: cool!
     
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    I am still waiting for the upper peninsula of Michigan to seperate from Michigan and join Ontario!!

    We will never allow it. We like out frozen tundra and will fight to the death to keep it!!
     
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    Please don't quit your present job just yet. WOULDN'T BE PRUDENT!
     
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    succeed huh?:)
     
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    Nice! Those damn Georgia crackers need to be put in their places.

    I'm thankful we still maintain bases in the South.
     
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    What ever do you mean? :)
     
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    Actually, Russia has smelled Blood in the water and also attacked Georgia.
     

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