Two bad jokes

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    Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here".

    A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".
     
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    And another two!

    A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."

    A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
     

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