Funny Misunderstood Lyrics

[NLT]

"lay lady lay, lay across my mokey grass bed"

 

[NLT]

"Don't go 'round your wife
She bound to take your knife
There's a bathroom on the right"


or this.......

"Hold me Lucy
Don't say no
If you sleep tonight
You're gonna lose your toe"


"My Goat knows the bowling score, Alleluia
My Goat knows the bowling score, Al-le-lu-lu-a"

 

[TrinityPower]

mamas and pappas...california dreaming...

got down on my knees and began to pray.....is really....

got down on my knees and pretend to pray

I tout it was that too for a long time

 

[TrinityPower]

I thought the song one headlight was we can drive it home with one hand tied

 

[Amelia]

one ton tomato



[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWZfxDwH4t4]Michael Nesmith[/ame]

 

[Big Fitz]

Oh you've forced me to fight fire with marshmallows.

French Erotic Film or Colin Mochrie versus Jesus H. Christ | Flash Videos

Guaranteed you'll be getting the "Oh Ho! La la la la laaaaa lala la la laaaaaa" stuck in your head for a while.

 

[The Infidel]

Purple haze.

Excuse me while I kiss this guy

It's actually, while I kiss the sky

Now that explains why I got punched in the nose..!

 

[The Infidel]

Wild Cherry....."Play that fucking music white boy..."

Nice...

 

[The Infidel]

This song is full of them....​

Reved up like a douche..!!!
~duece~

Little early pearly gave my anus curly whirley..!
~came by in his curly-wirly~​

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlBifX0H3yg]Blinded by the Light ~ Manfred Mann's Earth Band with lyrics - YouTube[/ame]​

 

[hortysir]

One if the funniest vids I've seen lately using misunderstood lyrics is "Obama's Elf".

I haven't seen it anywhere but I think another funny one is "Pizza Burning" (Rolling Stones Beast of Burden)

Do you know any other good ones???

Chronic Lyrictosis is a serious disorder and I am deeply hurt by your ridicule.

"I'll never leave your pizza burning" IS a real song. I know because I used to sing it at the top of my voice from a T-topped Trans-Am.

 

[hortysir]

This song is full of them....​

Reved up like a douche..!!!
~duece~

Little early pearly gave my anus curly whirley..!
~came by in his curly-wirly~​

Blinded by the Light ~ Manfred Mann's Earth Band with lyrics - YouTube​

Dammit!!!

Can't you guys get any-fucking-thing right??

It's "wrapped up like a douche and a rubber in the night".