Here's a travel "deal" for all those disgusted libs who want to leave the country. Got this in e-mail today. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We at Carnival Cruise Lines: didn't forget that a lot of entertainers >had promised to leave the country if George W.Bush were to be re-elected >President. > >With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to >keep their promise! > >Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner, >Janeane Garafalo, Whoppi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher,Phil >Donahue, Rob Reiner(apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand, >Jane Fonda, as well as the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times and >anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and >report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has >been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan. > >You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq. > >The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor >through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your >cruise. > >Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years. > >Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any. > >Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise >director, Grey Davis, Purser Terry Heinz Kerry hopefully will be kept >somewhere below decks away from the media. > >Monica Lewinsky as the "Cigar and Cigarette Girl", > >Entertainment by the Dixie Chicks and Bruce Springsteen, John Kerry will >be our Life Guard in consideration of his past experience in pulling >people out of the water. (Unless he decides at the last minute not to >go) He is advocating the ellimination of the game "shuffleboard" in >favor of his new game he calls "waffleboard" Be sure to pack your flip >flops as you will need them while playing. > >Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and part time lifeguard, > Rev. Al Sharpton will provide inspirational services, and >Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator. > >If you have any questions about making arrangements for your >homes,friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator >Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, >and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you >return. > > "Bon Voyage!"