For libs leaving the country

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  1. Merlin1047
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    Here's a travel "deal" for all those disgusted libs who want to leave the country. Got this in e-mail today.
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    We at Carnival Cruise Lines: didn't forget that a lot of entertainers
    >had promised to leave the country if George W.Bush were to be re-elected
    >President.
    >
    >With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to
    >keep their promise!
    >
    >Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner,
    >Janeane Garafalo, Whoppi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher,Phil
    >Donahue, Rob Reiner(apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand,
    >Jane Fonda, as well as the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times and
    >anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and
    >report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has
    >been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
    >
    >You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.
    >
    >The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
    >through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your
    >cruise.
    >
    >Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years.
    >
    >Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
    >
    >Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise
    >director, Grey Davis, Purser Terry Heinz Kerry hopefully will be kept
    >somewhere below decks away from the media.
    >
    >Monica Lewinsky as the "Cigar and Cigarette Girl",
    >
    >Entertainment by the Dixie Chicks and Bruce Springsteen, John Kerry will
    >be our Life Guard in consideration of his past experience in pulling
    >people out of the water. (Unless he decides at the last minute not to
    >go) He is advocating the ellimination of the game "shuffleboard" in
    >favor of his new game he calls "waffleboard" Be sure to pack your flip
    >flops as you will need them while playing.
    >
    >Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and part time lifeguard,
    > Rev. Al Sharpton will provide inspirational services, and
    >Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.
    >
    >If you have any questions about making arrangements for your
    >homes,friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator
    >Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone,
    >and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you
    >return.
    >
    > "Bon Voyage!"
     
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