Florida Judge rules that residents have a right to a smarter governor!

[DrLove]

TALLAHASSEE (The Borowitz Report)—In what many have seen as a legal setback for Governor Ron DeSantis, a Florida judge has ruled that the state’s residents have a right to a smarter governor.​

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“The Constitution does not grant you the right to yell ‘fire’ in a crowded theatre,” Judge John Cooper, of Florida’s Second Circuit, wrote. “Similarly, it does not grant you the right to govern a state like a blithering idiot.”​

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“The Declaration of Independence enshrines the rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness,” Cooper continued. “All three are imperiled in a state run by a blazing bonehead.”​

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DeSantis swiftly blasted the ruling, stating that it would have a “chilling effect” on ignorant politicians becoming the governor of Florida going forward.​

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DeSantis’s statement drew strong support from two of his state’s most prominent political luminaries, the former governors Rick Scott and Jeb Bush.​

Florida Judge Rules That Residents Have a Right to a Smarter Governor

The Constitution “does not grant you the right to govern a state like a blithering idiot,” the judge said.

www.newyorker.com

 

[Oldestyle]

TALLAHASSEE (The Borowitz Report)—In what many have seen as a legal setback for Governor Ron DeSantis, a Florida judge has ruled that the state’s residents have a right to a smarter governor.​

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“The Constitution does not grant you the right to yell ‘fire’ in a crowded theatre,” Judge John Cooper, of Florida’s Second Circuit, wrote. “Similarly, it does not grant you the right to govern a state like a blithering idiot.”​

​

“The Declaration of Independence enshrines the rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness,” Cooper continued. “All three are imperiled in a state run by a blazing bonehead.”​

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DeSantis swiftly blasted the ruling, stating that it would have a “chilling effect” on ignorant politicians becoming the governor of Florida going forward.​

​

DeSantis’s statement drew strong support from two of his state’s most prominent political luminaries, the former governors Rick Scott and Jeb Bush.​

Florida Judge Rules That Residents Have a Right to a Smarter Governor

The Constitution “does not grant you the right to govern a state like a blithering idiot,” the judge said.

www.newyorker.com

Not even good satire. It kills you that there are Governors out there that won't buckle under to the "woke" crowd, doesn't it, Doc!

Look, this is the same court that ruled against DeSantis opening schools last year...a ruling that was overturned on appeal. When liberals want something they go "judge shopping".

 

[DrLove]

Not even good satire. It kills you that there are Governors out there that won't buckle under to the "woke" crowd, doesn't it, Doc!

Look, this is the same court that ruled against DeSantis opening schools last year...a ruling that was overturned on appeal. When liberals want something they go "judge shopping".

Idiot Governor Ronnie has been getting bitch slapped by judges for acting like a socialist and believing there were no limits to his powers over school districts and private businesses.

Obviously he's trying to solidify his 30%-er Trump base of clowns.

Another poll shows Floridians favor mask mandates in schools

And that's not the only place pollsters say Ron DeSantis differs from the public.

floridapolitics.com

 

[Polishprince]

The alternative was Andrew Gillum, pinched during the pandemic last year loaded on crack with male prostitutes.

I'd say Florida has the much smarter guv.

 

[DrLove]

The alternative was Andrew Gillum, pinched during the pandemic last year loaded on crack with male prostitutes.

I'd say Florida has the much smarter guv.

Even a recreational crack using gay man would be preferable to what Florida got. Man they sure know how to pick 'em. The last one was a crook who perpetrated the biggest Medicare scam in US history. And THEN they elected him to the Senate. Sad

Gov. Rick Scott took responsibility? No, he took $300 million | Randy Schultz

When the federal investigation of Rick Scott’s former hospital company became public in 1997, the board of Columbia/HCA forced him out. Scott left with $300 million in stock, a $5.1 million s…

www.sun-sentinel.com

 

[theHawk]

TALLAHASSEE (The Borowitz Report)—In what many have seen as a legal setback for Governor Ron DeSantis, a Florida judge has ruled that the state’s residents have a right to a smarter governor.​

​

“The Constitution does not grant you the right to yell ‘fire’ in a crowded theatre,” Judge John Cooper, of Florida’s Second Circuit, wrote. “Similarly, it does not grant you the right to govern a state like a blithering idiot.”​

​

“The Declaration of Independence enshrines the rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness,” Cooper continued. “All three are imperiled in a state run by a blazing bonehead.”​

​

DeSantis swiftly blasted the ruling, stating that it would have a “chilling effect” on ignorant politicians becoming the governor of Florida going forward.​

​

DeSantis’s statement drew strong support from two of his state’s most prominent political luminaries, the former governors Rick Scott and Jeb Bush.​

Florida Judge Rules That Residents Have a Right to a Smarter Governor

The Constitution “does not grant you the right to govern a state like a blithering idiot,” the judge said.

www.newyorker.com

Is that supposed to be humor?

 

[Polishprince]

Even a recreational crack using gay man would be preferable to what Florida got. Man they sure know how to pick 'em. The last one was a crook who perpetrated the biggest Medicare scam in US history. And THEN they elected him to the Senate. Sad

Gov. Rick Scott took responsibility? No, he took $300 million | Randy Schultz

When the federal investigation of Rick Scott’s former hospital company became public in 1997, the board of Columbia/HCA forced him out. Scott left with $300 million in stock, a $5.1 million s…

www.sun-sentinel.com

Mr. Scott's work as governor was Out Fucking Standing.

In fact, the people of the Tremendous State of Florida elected him subsequently to the senate.

 

[WTF19]

Even a recreational crack using gay man would be preferable to what Florida got. Man they sure know how to pick 'em. The last one was a crook who perpetrated the biggest Medicare scam in US history. And THEN they elected him to the Senate. Sad

Gov. Rick Scott took responsibility? No, he took $300 million | Randy Schultz

When the federal investigation of Rick Scott’s former hospital company became public in 1997, the board of Columbia/HCA forced him out. Scott left with $300 million in stock, a $5.1 million s…

www.sun-sentinel.com

Even a recreational crack using gay man would be preferable to what USMB got when you signed up

 

[WTF19]

this politicized piece of shit judge will be reprimanded...they are suppose to impartial

 

[bodecea]

TALLAHASSEE (The Borowitz Report)—In what many have seen as a legal setback for Governor Ron DeSantis, a Florida judge has ruled that the state’s residents have a right to a smarter governor.​

​

“The Constitution does not grant you the right to yell ‘fire’ in a crowded theatre,” Judge John Cooper, of Florida’s Second Circuit, wrote. “Similarly, it does not grant you the right to govern a state like a blithering idiot.”​

​

“The Declaration of Independence enshrines the rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness,” Cooper continued. “All three are imperiled in a state run by a blazing bonehead.”​

​

DeSantis swiftly blasted the ruling, stating that it would have a “chilling effect” on ignorant politicians becoming the governor of Florida going forward.​

​

DeSantis’s statement drew strong support from two of his state’s most prominent political luminaries, the former governors Rick Scott and Jeb Bush.​

Florida Judge Rules That Residents Have a Right to a Smarter Governor

The Constitution “does not grant you the right to govern a state like a blithering idiot,” the judge said.

www.newyorker.com

Many times, Satire is very close to the truth....the unspoken truth.

 

[bodecea]

Not even good satire. It kills you that there are Governors out there that won't buckle under to the "woke" crowd, doesn't it, Doc!

Look, this is the same court that ruled against DeSantis opening schools last year...a ruling that was overturned on appeal. When liberals want something they go "judge shopping".

Another neighsayer.

 

[bodecea]

Is that supposed to be humor?

You con-fused?

 

[DrLove]

Is that supposed to be humor?

You wouldn't understand. Stick with the RW satire at Babylon Bee (which I enjoy actually)

 

[DrLove]

Mr. Scott's work as governor was Out Fucking Standing.

In fact, the people of the Tremendous State of Florida elected him subsequently to the senate.

Florida must like criminal alien Bat Boys.

 

[DrLove]

this politicized piece of shit judge will be reprimanded...they are suppose to impartial

This is about the fourth judge who's given Trumpy Boy the beatdown. So no - I very much doubt that.

 

[Lysistrata]

You have got to wonder about a governor who has dedicated himself to killing off not only his constituents, but more importantly for him, his political fan base. Passing out poisoned Kool-Aid would be quicker and cheaper. What spawns a person so callus and anti-social that they will sacrifice countless lives just for their personal political career?

Who let this guy out of the asylum?

 

[WTF19]

This is about the fourth judge who's given Trumpy Boy the beatdown. So no - I very much doubt that.

i really don't give much credibility on what you say.....
hows the SC treating xiden.....LOL

 

[DrLove]

You have got to wonder about a governor who has dedicated himself to killing off not only his constituents, but more importantly for him, his political fan base. Passing out poisoned Kool-Aid would be quicker and cheaper. What spawns a person so callus and anti-social that they will sacrifice countless lives just for their personal political career?

Who let this guy out of the asylum?

This will explain everything you need to know about the butthole.

 

[DrLove]

i really don't give much credibility on what you say.....
hows the SC treating xiden.....LOL

Good, were you to consider me credible it’d kill my credibility!

 

[WTF19]

Good, were you to consider me credible it’d kill my credibility!

you deflected...how's the SC treating beijing xiden?