Eurovision 2022

[Litwin]

Ukraine

we won ) Moscow horde lost again

 

[Litwin]

Sounds like the Ukraine won it purely out of sympathy.

so know that Moscow horde has 0 chance to win this war , right ?

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Sounds like the Ukraine won it purely out of sympathy.

That waas always going to happen. It was a good result.

 

[frigidweirdo]

That waas always going to happen. It was a good result.

I've always hated the Eurovision, it's a nonsense event as far as I'm concerned, and that result just shows it.

 

[Litwin]

That waas always going to happen. It was a good result.

 

[Litwin]

That waas always going to happen. It was a good result.

your guy broke all records, this ABBA style guy, got the second place ! i have never seen UK guy on the top in this show

 

[Ringo]

Imagine - Eva Braun and Magda Goebbels are going on a tour of Europe with demands to save their lads defending the walls of the bunker and the cabinets of the chancellery. On the way, they win the Eurovision Song Contest

 

[Tommy Tainant]

I've always hated the Eurovision, it's a nonsense event as far as I'm concerned, and that result just shows it.

These lads will be back on the front line on monday. That is the context.

 

[frigidweirdo]

These lads will be back on the front line on monday. That is the context.

So? People vote because people have an emotional story, rather than because the song is the best one. That's ridiculous.

But then people are massively emotional and it's not easy to make them think what you want them to think.

 

[Ringo]

Prostitutes, give Ukraine an Oscar in addition to winning the Eurovision Song Contest. And winning all the World and European sports championships. And the Pulitzer Prize to top it off. Now you can no longer restrict yourself with the appearance of the existence of rules.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

So? People vote because people have an emotional story, rather than because the song is the best one. That's ridiculous.

But then people are massively emotional and it's not easy to make them think what you want them to think.

Oscars ar given out on the same basis. You take it too sriously.

 

[Ringo]

Eurovision 1945. Final

 

[sealybobo]

Oscars ar given out on the same basis. You take it too sriously.

You want to see American conservatives heads explode? Have them listen to this finalist from Latvia sing eat your salad.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

You want to see American conservatives heads explode? Have them listen to this finalist from Latvia sing eat your salad.

Shocker.

 

[sealybobo]

Shocker.

Many won’t listen to the song so let me post some of the lyrics.

Instead of meat, I eat veggies and pussy
I like them both fresh, like them both juicy
I ride my bicycle to work instead of a car
All of my groceries are divided by weight
And stored in glass jars (yeah)
Got my reusable bag
That's swag, my flex, my flag
Zero waste, that is my jam
Save fuel and sell your truck
The karma comes for free and so does luck
All aboard the green Titanic
Let's sail the world and then cruise the Atlantic
No ice in the way, no need to panic
All the signs are there, let's go organic
Oh, when you eat your veggies, baby, think of me
(Little kitty, don't you know that being green is cool?)
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as fuck
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you
Ring, ring, goddamn, it's an exam, let's go
Get your trash can, no backup plan, and sort through it
Bend over, then jiggle that peach (ayy)
You're recycling while I'm loving those cheeks (that's sweet)
I'm a beast instead of a killer, forget the hot dogs (what?)
'Cause my sausage is just bigger
Three, two, one, all the girls go eco
If you want your man's tongue longer than a gecko's
Oh, when you eat your veggies, baby, think of me
(Little kitty, don't you know that being green is cool?)
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as fuck
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you

​

 

[sealybobo]

Nothing like showing those Russian thugs up by kissing the asses of Ukrainian thugs that love killing the people in the Donbas region of eastern Ukraine. Nothing sells “democracy” like a gun to your head or a few bombs dropped on you.

Did you know Something like 16 years ago get a thunbergs mom was a finalist in this competition?

Climate Activist Greta Thunberg's Mom Is a Pop Star — Watch Her Sing!

Greta Thunberg's mother Malena Ernman has a catchy Euro-pop bop under her belt.

people.com

She’s great! Listen and tell me I’m wrong.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Many won’t listen to the song so let me post some of the lyrics.

Instead of meat, I eat veggies and pussy
I like them both fresh, like them both juicy
I ride my bicycle to work instead of a car
All of my groceries are divided by weight
And stored in glass jars (yeah)
Got my reusable bag
That's swag, my flex, my flag
Zero waste, that is my jam
Save fuel and sell your truck
The karma comes for free and so does luck
All aboard the green Titanic
Let's sail the world and then cruise the Atlantic
No ice in the way, no need to panic
All the signs are there, let's go organic
Oh, when you eat your veggies, baby, think of me
(Little kitty, don't you know that being green is cool?)
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as fuck
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you
Ring, ring, goddamn, it's an exam, let's go
Get your trash can, no backup plan, and sort through it
Bend over, then jiggle that peach (ayy)
You're recycling while I'm loving those cheeks (that's sweet)
I'm a beast instead of a killer, forget the hot dogs (what?)
'Cause my sausage is just bigger
Three, two, one, all the girls go eco
If you want your man's tongue longer than a gecko's
Oh, when you eat your veggies, baby, think of me
(Little kitty, don't you know that being green is cool?)
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as fuck
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you

​

There are tears in my eyes.

Serbia takes some beating. I think its called Why is Mghan Markles hair so shiny ? Mortimer could give us a steer on that.

 

[Ringo]

Ukraine #1
England #2 ...
There is such a statement in russian, which I will not translate:
Ебут друг дружку и деньги в кружку

 

[sealybobo]

There are tears in my eyes.

Serbia takes some beating. I think its called Why is Mghan Markles hair so shiny ? Mortimer could give us a steer on that.

I’ll have to Google yours. It says video unavailable. I’ll check it out.

My song, I love how it starts off With Instead of meat, I eat veggies and pussy

 

[sealybobo]

There are tears in my eyes.

Serbia takes some beating. I think its called Why is Mghan Markles hair so shiny ? Mortimer could give us a steer on that.

If you watch a show called Atlanta, they show what it’s like to be an African American in Europe. Europeans don’t have the white guilt American whites have. So they can be insensitive even if they dont realize it. Remember, Archie bunker didn’t know he was a bigot either.

I wonder what’s the secret
Behind Meghan Markle’s healthy hair?

I wonder what’s the secret? (I wonder what’s the secret?)
I think that deep hydration is what it is.

Thats the translation. Lol. Can you imagine a white American signing about black nappy hair?