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Here's a spiritual Coronavirus quarantine prayer vignette about finding surprising lyricism in times of great human traffic, which I hope readers on USMB will find reflective of everyday smiles! Thanks for reading and God bless,
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"Ajay Satan was an Algerian-American gypsy living in the USA when the Coronavirus struck and created a terrible global quarantine experience. However, Ajay was knowledgeable about the medical home use of alternative herbal medicines conducive to indoor quality life and decided to start blogging on the Internet about the wisdom of using eucalyptus tree leaf oils as insect repellents during the worldwide quarantine. Ajay went so far as to post photos of himself as a radical costumed medicine-man!"
"Ajay gained his knowledge of the insect repellent properties of eucalyptus tree leaf oil while traveling and living in Algeria and India as a young man. He created blogs with pictures of wondrous eucalyptus tree leaves to signify a medicinal fascination with alternative magic in times of crisis. These eucalyptus tree leaves were nice symbols of Coronavirus pandemic imagination."
"Ajay decided to market his eucalyptus tree leaf oil on the Internet as a spiritual antidote to modern era crisis and the Coronavirus pandemic. His blog caught the attention of a Western movie actress who was making a picture about emergency air travel during the global quarantine and became interested in how Ajay's blogs presented clever thoughts about the utility of eucalyptus oil as insect repellent in times of mass mobilization. After all, pesky insects reminded us of the dangers of mismanaged spaces during social stress."
"Well, when Ajay heard about the interest in his eucalyptus oil insect repellent by an iconic movie actress, he decided to write an email to his favorite soccer star, Michel Platini of France, and ask him if he'd be willing to advertise his eucalyptus oil on the Internet as a quarantine-time prayer. Platini told Ajay he'd be happy to perform the task. After all, Platini was a superstar!"
"Ajay Satan decided his eucalyptus oil was a terrific antidote therefore to all the new age fears regarding the Coronavirus pandemic and the value of using wonderful alternative remedies to the pesky everyday problems of quarantine-life imagination. He remembered various images from movies about stellar art."
"Actress Anne Hathaway became an online follower of Ajay's colorful blogs about eucalyptus insect repellent as a Coronavirus quarantine-time prayer! She was making a Tim Burton film and was intrigued by Ajay Satan's use of herbal remedies to quarantine experience dissatisfaction and wanted to persuade Burton to include a section in his movie about everyday social advocacy!"
"Well, Ajay Satan realized all this Coronavirus paranoia would lead to more people considering his eucalyptus oil insect repellent as a metaphysical symbol of humanity crossing a proverbial 'River Styx' of worry."
AJAY: "Money is everything, and I wonder if my eucalyptus oil insect repellent will encourage more people living under Coronavirus quarantine to meditate on the civilization value of everyday evangelical good humor."
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"Ajay Satan was an Algerian-American gypsy living in the USA when the Coronavirus struck and created a terrible global quarantine experience. However, Ajay was knowledgeable about the medical home use of alternative herbal medicines conducive to indoor quality life and decided to start blogging on the Internet about the wisdom of using eucalyptus tree leaf oils as insect repellents during the worldwide quarantine. Ajay went so far as to post photos of himself as a radical costumed medicine-man!"
"Ajay gained his knowledge of the insect repellent properties of eucalyptus tree leaf oil while traveling and living in Algeria and India as a young man. He created blogs with pictures of wondrous eucalyptus tree leaves to signify a medicinal fascination with alternative magic in times of crisis. These eucalyptus tree leaves were nice symbols of Coronavirus pandemic imagination."
"Ajay decided to market his eucalyptus tree leaf oil on the Internet as a spiritual antidote to modern era crisis and the Coronavirus pandemic. His blog caught the attention of a Western movie actress who was making a picture about emergency air travel during the global quarantine and became interested in how Ajay's blogs presented clever thoughts about the utility of eucalyptus oil as insect repellent in times of mass mobilization. After all, pesky insects reminded us of the dangers of mismanaged spaces during social stress."
"Well, when Ajay heard about the interest in his eucalyptus oil insect repellent by an iconic movie actress, he decided to write an email to his favorite soccer star, Michel Platini of France, and ask him if he'd be willing to advertise his eucalyptus oil on the Internet as a quarantine-time prayer. Platini told Ajay he'd be happy to perform the task. After all, Platini was a superstar!"
"Ajay Satan decided his eucalyptus oil was a terrific antidote therefore to all the new age fears regarding the Coronavirus pandemic and the value of using wonderful alternative remedies to the pesky everyday problems of quarantine-life imagination. He remembered various images from movies about stellar art."
"Actress Anne Hathaway became an online follower of Ajay's colorful blogs about eucalyptus insect repellent as a Coronavirus quarantine-time prayer! She was making a Tim Burton film and was intrigued by Ajay Satan's use of herbal remedies to quarantine experience dissatisfaction and wanted to persuade Burton to include a section in his movie about everyday social advocacy!"
"Well, Ajay Satan realized all this Coronavirus paranoia would lead to more people considering his eucalyptus oil insect repellent as a metaphysical symbol of humanity crossing a proverbial 'River Styx' of worry."
AJAY: "Money is everything, and I wonder if my eucalyptus oil insect repellent will encourage more people living under Coronavirus quarantine to meditate on the civilization value of everyday evangelical good humor."
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