Revised 03/14:
"Equal Rights / Small Government"
I want a President who won't lie about interns,
Distracting the media, to cover his tracks.
He won’t deflect blame with petty projection,
Yell about “war on women,” treating people like trash.
I want Candidates who know the Constitution,
Won’t sell out to pimps, or buy into prostitution.
They should prove by example, the ramifications
Before passing mandates, or legalization.
I want freedom of choice under a limited government.
I want an honest Congress who'll put the burden on Parties
To fund their reforms, and trust the States with their own,
Respecting the First, and Fourteenth Amendments:
No taxation, without representing our vote.
I want a Legal system to collect back our taxes,
Billions wasted on corporate abuse.
Where amnesty is earned, to work off expenses
Not punish the public for "capital" offenses.
I want maximum rights under a minimal government.
I want a First Lady who will stand up to bullies,
Disarm them with kindness, while she lays down the law.
She won’t take sides, or take advantage of conflict,
When both sides are biased, equally guilty as charged.
I want States’ rights, defending every religion
On abortion, marriage, guns: by consensus decisions.
When power is vested in the hands of a few
It opens the door to collective abuse.
Why can't we fight for equal rights
under a united, small government.
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Original Draft on 03/13:
"Equal Rights / Small Government"
(political rap to the track of "Short Skirt Long Jacket" by Cake)
I want a President who won't lie about interns
Distracting the media, while covering up wars.
He won't skirt the blame with shameless projection
Denounce war on women while he treats them like whores.
I want Candidates who know the Constitution,
Won't sell out to pimps, promoting prostitution.
We should prove by example, the ramifications
Before mandating insurance, or drug legalization.
I want freedom of choice under a small government.
I want an honest Congress who puts the burden on Parties
To fund their reforms, and let the States run their own,
Respecting the First, and Fourteenth Amendments.
No taxation, without representing our vote.
I want a Legal system that collects back our taxes
From government waste, and corporate abuse.
Where amnesty is earned, not at public expense,
Punished several times for every criminal offense.
I want to maximize rights under a minimal government.
I want a First Lady who will stand up to bullies,
Disarm them with kindness, while she lays down the law.
She won’t take sides, or take advantage of conflict,
When both sides are biased and guilty as charged.
I want States’ rights, including every religion
On abortion, marriage, guns: by consensus decisions.
When power is vested in the hands of a few,
It opens the door to collective abuse.
I want equal civil rights under a limited government.
"Equal Rights / Small Government"
I want a President who won't lie about interns,
Distracting the media, to cover his tracks.
He won’t deflect blame with petty projection,
Yell about “war on women,” treating people like trash.
I want Candidates who know the Constitution,
Won’t sell out to pimps, or buy into prostitution.
They should prove by example, the ramifications
Before passing mandates, or legalization.
I want freedom of choice under a limited government.
I want an honest Congress who'll put the burden on Parties
To fund their reforms, and trust the States with their own,
Respecting the First, and Fourteenth Amendments:
No taxation, without representing our vote.
I want a Legal system to collect back our taxes,
Billions wasted on corporate abuse.
Where amnesty is earned, to work off expenses
Not punish the public for "capital" offenses.
I want maximum rights under a minimal government.
I want a First Lady who will stand up to bullies,
Disarm them with kindness, while she lays down the law.
She won’t take sides, or take advantage of conflict,
When both sides are biased, equally guilty as charged.
I want States’ rights, defending every religion
On abortion, marriage, guns: by consensus decisions.
When power is vested in the hands of a few
It opens the door to collective abuse.
Why can't we fight for equal rights
under a united, small government.
=======================================
Original Draft on 03/13:
"Equal Rights / Small Government"
(political rap to the track of "Short Skirt Long Jacket" by Cake)
I want a President who won't lie about interns
Distracting the media, while covering up wars.
He won't skirt the blame with shameless projection
Denounce war on women while he treats them like whores.
I want Candidates who know the Constitution,
Won't sell out to pimps, promoting prostitution.
We should prove by example, the ramifications
Before mandating insurance, or drug legalization.
I want freedom of choice under a small government.
I want an honest Congress who puts the burden on Parties
To fund their reforms, and let the States run their own,
Respecting the First, and Fourteenth Amendments.
No taxation, without representing our vote.
I want a Legal system that collects back our taxes
From government waste, and corporate abuse.
Where amnesty is earned, not at public expense,
Punished several times for every criminal offense.
I want to maximize rights under a minimal government.
I want a First Lady who will stand up to bullies,
Disarm them with kindness, while she lays down the law.
She won’t take sides, or take advantage of conflict,
When both sides are biased and guilty as charged.
I want States’ rights, including every religion
On abortion, marriage, guns: by consensus decisions.
When power is vested in the hands of a few,
It opens the door to collective abuse.
I want equal civil rights under a limited government.
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