Embarrassing Moments

[DGS49]

Many years ago, after meeting and hitting it off with a very cute chick, I learned that I would have to meet her father before going out on our first date. She cautioned me about one thing: you have to tell my father that you are Jewish. "But I don't know anything about being a Jew," I said. No problem, she said. A lot of Jews are clueless about Judaism.

So I did it. Then her father asked what school I went to. I automatically responded, truthfully, Central Catholic.

Oy woy!

 

[DarkFury]

The only question that matters. Is
Did she remove your shorts and check your tubes?

 

[Crixus]

I dropped a gun on the floor at a Chili's.

 

[EverCurious]

I walked face first into an automatic door at the local grocery store. Stupid thing didn't open for me >.<