Duck Dynasty...Total FAKES. Thanks, Bill Maher

[Vandalshandle]

Well, one of them is missing one of his front teeth. You can see it in the video posted above. Now, if you were a millionaire, and was missing a front tooth, more than likely, you would have a bridge made.

However, if you are a millionaire, and have a TV show in which you play the part of a simple swamp guy just like anybody else hanging out around the pot belly stove at the country store, you would pay a dentist to put a black cap on a tooth to make it appear to be missing.

 

[Howey]

Nobody ever said the teabaggers that fall for this idiocy are smart.

 

[Synthaholic]

Do you realize that all of the reality TV Shows are not real?

It's called entertainment.

It's too bad that Maher doesn't do the same type of attacking of the Kardashians or Real housewives.

Maybe Bill doesn't know that the fans of Duck Dynasty already knew that they looked like that many years ago.

Maybe Bill Maher is pissed that Duck Dynasty is selling better and has more viewers, without sex symbols like the Kardashians. LOL!

Are you ignorant, or just stupid, Peach? Maher has been ripping Kim Kardashian and Real Housewives since they have been on TV.

 

[Synthaholic]

Do you Liberal peckerheads have any idea how long it takes to grow a beard that long?

Maybe the beards are fake, too.

 

[Synthaholic]

Their season premiere last week lost 28% of their viewers.

Which means 28% decided not to be suckers any longer.

 

[Vandalshandle]

I was in Vegas over Christmas, and that is where I discovered that "Pawn Stars" is filmed there. I have never watched the show, so as we were driving down to the Freemont Street Experience, and we passed a pawn shop with a line of people that literally stretched around the corner of the block, just waiting to be allowed to come in, I asked my driver about it, who explained it to me.

i've said it before, and I will say it again. Nobody ever went broke by underestimating the intelligence of the average American.

 

[peach174]

Do you realize that all of the reality TV Shows are not real?

It's called entertainment.

It's too bad that Maher doesn't do the same type of attacking of the Kardashians or Real housewives.

Maybe Bill doesn't know that the fans of Duck Dynasty already knew that they looked like that many years ago.

Maybe Bill Maher is pissed that Duck Dynasty is selling better and has more viewers, without sex symbols like the Kardashians. LOL!

Are you ignorant, or just stupid, Peach? Maher has been ripping Kim Kardashian and Real Housewives since they have been on TV.

Neither, I don't watch Bill Maher. If he does then that's good.

 

[Synthaholic]

Do you realize that all of the reality TV Shows are not real?

It's called entertainment.

It's too bad that Maher doesn't do the same type of attacking of the Kardashians or Real housewives.

Maybe Bill doesn't know that the fans of Duck Dynasty already knew that they looked like that many years ago.

Maybe Bill Maher is pissed that Duck Dynasty is selling better and has more viewers, without sex symbols like the Kardashians. LOL!

Are you ignorant, or just stupid, Peach? Maher has been ripping Kim Kardashian and Real Housewives since they have been on TV.

Neither, I don't watch Bill Maher. If he does then that's good.

Then it's ignorance. OK.

 

[Howey]

Do you Liberal peckerheads have any idea how long it takes to grow a beard that long?

Do you t eabagger buffoons know how long it takes to glue on a beard?

 

[peach174]

Their season premiere last week lost 28% of their viewers.

Which means 28% decided not to be suckers any longer.

They still have 8.5 million watching.
They have not been hurt by losing 3.3 million viewers.
?Duck Dynasty? Fifth Season Premiere Draws 8.5 Million Total Viewers - Ratings | TVbytheNumbers

 

[mudwhistle]

I guess ZZ Top is fake too.

Can't grow a motherfucken beard around here without some lib calling you a Red-neck


ZZ Top before they grew their trademark beards

 

[peach174]

Are you ignorant, or just stupid, Peach? Maher has been ripping Kim Kardashian and Real Housewives since they have been on TV.

Neither, I don't watch Bill Maher. If he does then that's good.

Then it's ignorance. OK.

Yes, not watching his show means I was uninformed.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Do you Liberal peckerheads have any idea how long it takes to grow a beard that long?

Do you t eabagger buffoons know how long it takes to glue on a beard?

You mean like Michelle Obama is a beard?

 

[mudwhistle]

Bill Maher is a fake.

He's supposed to be a comedian.

 

[Marie888]

Heavens to Betsies!!

This must mean Maher is a fake too! He changed his hair also!!
Behold.. the Maher Mullet!!!


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[Marie888]

Oh wait.. He used to have sideburns too?!! Must be a total fake!

.

 

[NoNukes]

LOL. I just now thought of this. Let's use NoTea's logic for a sec. If playing golf makes you a fake, wouldn't the same also be true of Obama?

Yes, because Blacks do not play golf. Oh hold it, Tiger Woods might be Black.

 

[blackhawk]

Here is a question how many here looked the same in your late teens or early twenty's as you do now?

 

[NoNukes]

Here is a question how many here looked the same in your late teens or early twenty's as you do now?

As far as hair, beards and clothes, I do.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

OK here's me in my Duck Dynasty Days