Naked? In a Bikini, or other swim wear? While waiting in line to wash my car today, on my lunch break, there was a woman washing a big pick up ahead of me. Honestly, she looked like an onion with feet and a head. She was scowling the whole time. Got me thinking "Darin, I bet you'd scowl too - uh..wait...you DO scowl..." Me? No way. Everytime i remove my shirt i get depressed - not to mention should an unfortunate neighbor happen to catch a glimpse. I could lose 40lbs, I'm sure. To get an accurate image of me sans clothes, picture in your mind 4 sticks of bublegum...chewed for about an hour. Now, take said mass of gum, turn it upright, add feet. That's me. If I 'could'. I probably 'can'...but it's unlikely. 20lbs maybe. What about y'all?