Defending Alan Dershowitz.

[Ray9]

Someone must defend the great Alan Dershowitz from his awful accusers so I will do it. Alan Dershowitz is a wonderful college educated lawyer who came to fame as part of the dream team that got OJ Simpson off after he was apparently framed by just about everyone in Los Angeles county from DNA specialists, detectives, beat police, eyewitnesses and anyone in the state of California with normal intelligence.

It isn’t clear if it was Dershowitz’s idea to stack the jury with dullards who struggled with the concept of ABC and then were expected decide a case based on DNA, but it’s a good bet. Old Alan has got quite the brain you know which is why I am defending him. Is it a crime to have a big legal brain? You decide.

Well, old Alan has got himself in a terrible jam over his mutual friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, a rich, well-connected, convicted sex offender who recently committed a very convenient Vince-Foster-like suicide. No one knows exactly how Epstein strangled himself and his acquaintance with Dershowitz should have been a non-event. But Epstein was kind of a Walt Disney of high-altitude group sex on a Boeing 727 converted from a 200-seating capacity to a flying motel and Dershowitz’s name is on the flight logs over-and-over-and-over-again.

Dershowitz, being a big legal scholar, has stated that his relationship with Epstein was purely academic so we can assume that old Alan sat between the beds diligently reading lawbooks and then debated the finer points of jurisprudence with Epstein between Jeffrey’s sessions with underage teen girls.

Now, when they got to Epstein’s private island, I am reasonably sure that old Alan hurriedly deplaned, nearly knocking over Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew. He then probably ran past a colossal watering statue of Roman Polanski, ignored the sunbathing teenage nymphs on the beach, hardly noticed the prepaid communal brothel and headed straight for the law library. His argument that he is not like the others must be vigorously defended!

Most in Dershowitz’s predicament would be cautiously silent but old Alan has been making the rounds on cable TV as a paid legal expert and the voice of reason. It’s a clever strategy-kind of like one of those aquatic creatures in the ocean that covers itself with a shell to disguise and blend in to escape notice.

I rest my case on old Alan.

 

[rightwinger]

Quite the fantasy

 

[hjmick]

I'm sure he feels better now...

 

[bluzman61]

Someone must defend the great Alan Dershowitz from his awful accusers so I will do it. Alan Dershowitz is a wonderful college educated lawyer who came to fame as part of the dream team that got OJ Simpson off after he was apparently framed by just about everyone in Los Angeles county from DNA specialists, detectives, beat police, eyewitnesses and anyone in the state of California with normal intelligence.

It isn’t clear if it was Dershowitz’s idea to stack the jury with dullards who struggled with the concept of ABC and then were expected decide a case based on DNA, but it’s a good bet. Old Alan has got quite the brain you know which is why I am defending him. Is it a crime to have a big legal brain? You decide.

Well, old Alan has got himself in a terrible jam over his mutual friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, a rich, well-connected, convicted sex offender who recently committed a very convenient Vince-Foster-like suicide. No one knows exactly how Epstein strangled himself and his acquaintance with Dershowitz should have been a non-event. But Epstein was kind of a Walt Disney of high-altitude group sex on a Boeing 727 converted from a 200-seating capacity to a flying motel and Dershowitz’s name is on the flight logs over-and-over-and-over-again.

Dershowitz, being a big legal scholar, has stated that his relationship with Epstein was purely academic so we can assume that old Alan sat between the beds diligently reading lawbooks and then debated the finer points of jurisprudence with Epstein between Jeffrey’s sessions with underage teen girls.

Now, when they got to Epstein’s private island, I am reasonably sure that old Alan hurried deplaned, nearly knocking over Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew. He then probably ran past a colossal watering statue of Roman Polanski, ignored the sunbathing teenage nymphs on the beach, hardly noticed the prepaid communal brothel and headed straight for the law library. His argument that he is not like the others must be vigorously defended!

Most in Dershowitz’s predicament would be cautiously silent but old Alan has been making the rounds on cable TV as a paid legal expert and the voice of reason. It’s a clever strategy-kind of like one of those aquatic creatures in the ocean that covers itself with a shell to disguise and blend in to escape notice.

I rest my case on old Alan.

I'll never trust the weasel because he IS a lawyer AND he voted for Killery, the Hildabeast, in the 2016 election. Thank you.

 

[dudmuck]

Someone must defend the great Alan Dershowitz from his awful accusers so I will do it. Alan Dershowitz is a wonderful college educated lawyer who came to fame as part of the dream team that got OJ Simpson off after he was apparently framed by just about everyone in Los Angeles county from DNA specialists, detectives, beat police, eyewitnesses and anyone in the state of California with normal intelligence.

It isn’t clear if it was Dershowitz’s idea to stack the jury with dullards who struggled with the concept of ABC and then were expected decide a case based on DNA, but it’s a good bet. Old Alan has got quite the brain you know which is why I am defending him. Is it a crime to have a big legal brain? You decide.

Well, old Alan has got himself in a terrible jam over his mutual friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, a rich, well-connected, convicted sex offender who recently committed a very convenient Vince-Foster-like suicide. No one knows exactly how Epstein strangled himself and his acquaintance with Dershowitz should have been a non-event. But Epstein was kind of a Walt Disney of high-altitude group sex on a Boeing 727 converted from a 200-seating capacity to a flying motel and Dershowitz’s name is on the flight logs over-and-over-and-over-again.

Dershowitz, being a big legal scholar, has stated that his relationship with Epstein was purely academic so we can assume that old Alan sat between the beds diligently reading lawbooks and then debated the finer points of jurisprudence with Epstein between Jeffrey’s sessions with underage teen girls.

Now, when they got to Epstein’s private island, I am reasonably sure that old Alan hurriedly deplaned, nearly knocking over Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew. He then probably ran past a colossal watering statue of Roman Polanski, ignored the sunbathing teenage nymphs on the beach, hardly noticed the prepaid communal brothel and headed straight for the law library. His argument that he is not like the others must be vigorously defended!

Most in Dershowitz’s predicament would be cautiously silent but old Alan has been making the rounds on cable TV as a paid legal expert and the voice of reason. It’s a clever strategy-kind of like one of those aquatic creatures in the ocean that covers itself with a shell to disguise and blend in to escape notice.

I rest my case on old Alan.

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rest assured, anything that Dershowitz says is to serve Trump.

Alan Dershowitz Tells Fox News Donald Trump is 'Far More Powerful Than' A King

Just like our founding fathers envisioned. They loved the idea of being ruled by a king.

 

[Ray9]

Dershowitz also helped broker Epstein's sweetheart deal that got him a light sentence the first time around. Makes you wonder who Dershowitz was really protecting doesn't it?

Lawmakers demand probe of sex offender Jeffrey Epstein's 'sweetheart deal'

This is old but it likely explains why it was necessary for Epstein to "strangle" himself.


Alan Dershowitz Wants To Bar Press From Courtroom Where Judge Is Ruling On Epstein Case

 

[Ray9]

You really have to dig to find some these gems but they are there:

Alan Dershowitz Didn't Get To The Dark Side By Himself, Jeffrey Epstein Was The Pied Piper

 

[whitehall]

Dershowitz is perhaps the best Constitutional lawyer outside of the Supreme Court. He needs no defense.

 

[Ray9]

Dershowitz is perhaps the best Constitutional lawyer outside of the Supreme Court. He needs no defense.

Oh yes, Dershowitz is one of those great high profile people like Bill Clinton. Great high profile people like Dershowitz and Clinton are way better than the rest of us. Clinton didn't inhale and Dershowitz kept his underwear on. Dershowitz is "emeritus" of something. I guess that's Latin for keep your pants on.

Anyway using those young, homeless runaway girls like they were a public urinal is apparently one of the benefits of being "emeritus". I say this without much education because when I was young many years ago and smoking weed, I actually inhaled and there were times I couldn't even couldn't find my underwear.

I guess I should have become "emeritus" of something and then I could have screwed Campfire girls and got myself a gig on cable news as a great "emeritus" expert.

Dershowitz is everything and those girls were trash? Everyone is lying except the great "emeritus" Dershowitz? I have a feeling old Alan is going to need that "emeritus" as a get-out-of-jail free card pretty soon.