Dana Perino: "We Did Not Have a Terrorist Attack on Our Country During President Bush

[Liability]

This is that great wit you supposedly have? Great nick name, must have taken you hours to come up with loosey. Your comedic talents are epic, you should go audition for Saturday Night Live.

Loosey:

(A) As you knew when you posted it, I have called you Loosey for a long time. No need to lie just because you feel (justifiably) embarrassed by your pitiable posting efforts.

(B) You are still proving that you have no skills at all in the ad hominem department. So sad. You have no skills at all, this means.

But, keep trying. It's ok.

Briliant!!! Comedy GOLD!!!! You could give Nipsey Russell a run for his money!!!!

So, this IS the very best you can manage? It is as sad as I have said.

Feel free to keep trying, however.

 

[noose4]

Loosey:

(A) As you knew when you posted it, I have called you Loosey for a long time. No need to lie just because you feel (justifiably) embarrassed by your pitiable posting efforts.

(B) You are still proving that you have no skills at all in the ad hominem department. So sad. You have no skills at all, this means.

But, keep trying. It's ok.

Briliant!!! Comedy GOLD!!!! You could give Nipsey Russell a run for his money!!!!

So, this IS the very best you can manage? It is as sad as I have said.

Feel free to keep trying, however.

My god this is brilliant!!!!! Henny Youngman has returned!!!

 

[Liability]

Briliant!!! Comedy GOLD!!!! You could give Nipsey Russell a run for his money!!!!

So, this IS the very best you can manage? It is as sad as I have said.

Feel free to keep trying, however.

My god this is brilliant!!!!! Henny Youngman has returned!!!

I like to encourage you Loosey. You remain an obvious failure at it, but the numerous efforts you are willing to make hold at least the hope that someday you might accomplish something!

Keep trying!

 

[noose4]

So, this IS the very best you can manage? It is as sad as I have said.

Feel free to keep trying, however.

My god this is brilliant!!!!! Henny Youngman has returned!!!

I like to encourage you Loosey. You remain an obvious failure at it, but the numerous efforts you are willing to make hold at least the hope that someday you might accomplish something!

Keep trying!

Shecky Green has nothing on this guy!!!!!

 

[Liability]

My god this is brilliant!!!!! Henny Youngman has returned!!!

I like to encourage you Loosey. You remain an obvious failure at it, but the numerous efforts you are willing to make hold at least the hope that someday you might accomplish something!

Keep trying!

Shecky Green has nothing on this guy!!!!!

Keep trying!

 

[noose4]

I like to encourage you Loosey. You remain an obvious failure at it, but the numerous efforts you are willing to make hold at least the hope that someday you might accomplish something!

Keep trying!

Shecky Green has nothing on this guy!!!!!

Keep trying!

This ones for the new Shecky Green , that incredibly talented humorist Liability!!!!

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

 

[Liability]

Shecky Green has nothing on this guy!!!!!

Keep trying!

This ones for the new Shecky Green , that incredibly talented humorist Liability!!!!

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

See, it's not the massive failure of your efforts that matter. It's the fact that you are willing to keep on trying!

 

[noose4]

Keep trying!

This ones for the new Shecky Green , that incredibly talented humorist Liability!!!!

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

See, it's not the massive failure of your efforts that matter. It's the fact that you are willing to keep on trying!

such brilliance!!!!


Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

 

[Liability]

This ones for the new Shecky Green , that incredibly talented humorist Liability!!!!

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

See, it's not the massive failure of your efforts that matter. It's the fact that you are willing to keep on trying!

such brilliance!!!!


Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

See? You have nothing. It still shows. But you keep trying. It's kinda cute.

 

[noose4]

See, it's not the massive failure of your efforts that matter. It's the fact that you are willing to keep on trying!

such brilliance!!!!


Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

See? You have nothing. It still shows. But you keep trying. It's kinda cute.

And the brilliance keeps flowing!!! We are witnessing comedic history here!!!!

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

 

[Liability]

such brilliance!!!!


Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

See? You have nothing. It still shows. But you keep trying. It's kinda cute.

And the brilliance keeps flowing!!! We are witnessing comedic history here!!!!

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

zzz.

That doesn't even qualify as trying.

So disappointing.

 

[noose4]

See? You have nothing. It still shows. But you keep trying. It's kinda cute.

And the brilliance keeps flowing!!! We are witnessing comedic history here!!!!

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

zzz.

That doesn't even qualify as trying.

So disappointing.

Pay attention folks!!! we are witnessing genius at work here.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

 

[Liability]

And the brilliance keeps flowing!!! We are witnessing comedic history here!!!!

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

zzz.

That doesn't even qualify as trying.

So disappointing.

Pay attention folks!!! we are witnessing genius at work here.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Nope. Still nothing.

Try harder.

 

[noose4]

zzz.

That doesn't even qualify as trying.

So disappointing.

Pay attention folks!!! we are witnessing genius at work here.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Nope. Still nothing.

Try harder.

Don Rickles lives!!!!

Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

 

[Liability]

Pay attention folks!!! we are witnessing genius at work here.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Nope. Still nothing.

Try harder.

Don Rickles lives!!!!

Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Your "effort" consists of repeating ancient tired jokes. Quite pathetic. Not unexpected, considering it comes from you.

Try again. Try harder.

 

[noose4]

Nope. Still nothing.

Try harder.

Don Rickles lives!!!!

Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Your "effort" consists of repeating ancient tired jokes. Quite pathetic. Not unexpected, considering it comes from you.

Try again. Try harder.

This dudes sense of humor and comedic timing should be a national treasure!!!!

"You seem to be in some distress," said the kindly judge to the witness. "Is anything the matter?"
"Well, your Honour," said the witness, "I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects."

 

[Liability]

Don Rickles lives!!!!

Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Your "effort" consists of repeating ancient tired jokes. Quite pathetic. Not unexpected, considering it comes from you.

Try again. Try harder.

This dudes sense of humor and comedic timing should be a national treasure!!!!

"You seem to be in some distress," said the kindly judge to the witness. "Is anything the matter?"
"Well, your Honour," said the witness, "I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects."

Zzz. Try harder. Try again.

 

[noose4]

Your "effort" consists of repeating ancient tired jokes. Quite pathetic. Not unexpected, considering it comes from you.

Try again. Try harder.

This dudes sense of humor and comedic timing should be a national treasure!!!!

"You seem to be in some distress," said the kindly judge to the witness. "Is anything the matter?"
"Well, your Honour," said the witness, "I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects."

Zzz. Try harder. Try again.

Amazing, such amazing wit as this will bring Johnny Carson forth from his grave just to have you on the Tonight Show!!!!

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"

 

[Liability]

This dudes sense of humor and comedic timing should be a national treasure!!!!

"You seem to be in some distress," said the kindly judge to the witness. "Is anything the matter?"
"Well, your Honour," said the witness, "I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects."

Zzz. Try harder. Try again.

Amazing, such amazing wit as this will bring Johnny Carson forth from his grave just to have you on the Tonight Show!!!!

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"

Zzz.

Try harder.

Try again.

 

[noose4]

Zzz. Try harder. Try again.

Amazing, such amazing wit as this will bring Johnny Carson forth from his grave just to have you on the Tonight Show!!!!

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"

Zzz.

Try harder.

Try again.

Jay Leno has nothing on this guy!!! pure comedy gold!!!

Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?
A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers