Crappiest Songs of All Time

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    I was in the drugstore today and heard "Drive," by the Cars. It is without doubt one of the dumbest songs I've ever heard. It's not even sung by the main guy. It's like some guy in the band really wanted to sing once, so they let him.

    Other crappiest songs of all time:

    * "We Didn't Start the Fire", by Billy Joel. This song is just plain gay.

    * "My Humps", by the Black-Eyed Peas.

    * "Happy to Be Stuck With You", by Huey Lewis and the News.

    Others?
     
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    Nothing? Negativity, people, please!
     
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    Oh man dont get me started haha


    How bout Honkytonk Badonkadonk?
    WTF!!!!!!!!!! I just wanna slap that big dumb bastard everytime I hear it
     
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    Confederate Anthem

    by Johnny Rebel

    Oh, I'm a good ol rebel,
    Now thats just what I am,
    And for this yankee nation,
    I do not give a damn.
    I'm glad I fought again'er,
    I only wished we won.
    I aint asked any pardon for anything I've done.

    I hates the yankee nation and eveything they do.
    I hates the declaration of independence, too.
    I hates the glorious union, tis' dripping with our blood.
    I hates the striped banner, and fit it all I could

    I rode with Robert E. Lee,
    For three years, thereabout.
    Got wounded in four places,
    And I starved at point lookout.
    I cotch' the Roomatism a
    Campin' in the snow.
    But I killed a chance of Yankees
    And I'd like to kill some more.

    Three hundred thousand Yankees
    Is stiff in southern dust.
    We got three hundred thousand
    Before they conquered us
    They died of Southern Fever
    And southern steel and shot
    I wish there were three million
    Instead of what we got.
    I can't pick up my musket
    And fight 'um down no more
    But I ain't gonna love 'um
    Now that is certain sure
    And I don't want no pardon
    For what I was and am
    I won't be reconstruted
    And I do not give a damn

    Oh, I'm a good old rebel,
    Now thats just what I am,
    And for this yankee nation,
    I do no give a damn.
    I'm glad I fought again'er,
    I only wished we won.
    I aint asked any pardon for anything I've done.
    I aint asked any pardon for anything I've done.
     
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    Now this is a thread I can really enjoy.

    Feliz Navidad immediately springs to mind.

    Tom Sawyer - Rush

    Anything at all by Bob Seger or Nickelback
     
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    Ebony and Ivory
     
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    :clap2:

    That Willie Nelson/Julio Iglasias duet.
     
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    lol "To all the girls I've loved before' ? :lol:
     
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    "My girl likes to party all the time" by Eddie Murphy

    "Love Shack" by the B52's

    "Indian Outlaw" by Tim Mcgraw
     
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    Seasons in the Sun -- Terry Jacks -- worst song ever.

    Alone Again Naturally -- double yuckie....

    Break My Stride -- Matthew Wilder -- feh!
     
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