I was in the drugstore today and heard "Drive," by the Cars. It is without doubt one of the dumbest songs I've ever heard. It's not even sung by the main guy. It's like some guy in the band really wanted to sing once, so they let him. Other crappiest songs of all time: * "We Didn't Start the Fire", by Billy Joel. This song is just plain gay. * "My Humps", by the Black-Eyed Peas. * "Happy to Be Stuck With You", by Huey Lewis and the News. Others?