Construction Complete On 9/11 Truther Memorial

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    Construction Complete On 9/11 Truther Memorial


    UNDISCLOSED—On a remote patch of Kansas prairie believed to fall outside the range of U.N. spy satellites, construction is finally complete on the long- awaited 9/11 Truther Memorial, sources confirmed Wednesday.

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    Solemn visitors reflect on what the memorial's designers call "the greatest lie in American history."

    Funded by donations from dozens of websites and fringe publishers, and dedicated to "the fearless amateur research and bold guesswork" of those seeking to "expose the secret machinations of the world's true puppet masters," the 7,000-square-foot monument has already attracted hundreds of visitors.

    "It was a long time coming, but at last it's here," said Don Gustaf, a blogger who drove from Cincinnati to see the site. "This will stand forever in tribute to those who lost their lives the day clandestine CIA operatives used advanced wireless technology to electronically hijack a pair of 767s and remotely fly them into the World Trade Center."

    Created by a design team who chose to remain anonymous for fear of reprisals from the Bilderberg Group, the memorial has as its centerpiece the "Truth Towers," a 60-foot-tall replica of the World Trade Center that houses a museum devoted to unanswered questions surrounding the attacks. Below it lies a pentagonal reflecting pool from which emerge 18 steps leading to the base of the monument, with each stair intended to symbolize one of the 18 Great Lies of the 9/11 conspiracy.

    "This is a place where Americans can come to reflect on the most elaborate hoax in our nation's history," said Carol Bowerman, 53, wiping away tears as she walked passed a 15-foot granite cylinder representing the cruise missile used to fake a plane crash at the Pentagon. "On this hallowed ground, those of us who refuse to accept the official version of events can mourn the day the United States was taken over by a crypto-fascist cabal more powerful than anyone can imagine."

    "It's so moving," Bowerman added.

    The museum is free and open to the public, though $10 is charged for admittance to the theater screening an endless 12-second loop of the building at World Trade Center 7 collapsing, an event a modulated voice-over describes as an obvious controlled demolition.


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    excellent thread.thanks for posting it.
     
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    You do realize it is 100% made up don't you? Oh my goodness; you're dumber than I tell people you are.
     
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    It's the ONION, you fucking moron.:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    two farts in a row from you candyass.congrats.:poop::clap2:
     
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    Keep showing the world you're a fucking moron, moron.:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Now people have a serious issue to commemorate, rather than worrying about little things, like their children.
     
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    Are you saying The Onion is fake? It's not imaginary. It's really there! Ergo, it's a real news source.

    I can't wait to go. Kansas, here I come!
     
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    Man, and you've been doing this for how many years now? Jesus Christ you're an idiot.

    Please continue proving I'm right.
     
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    the twoofers will be sorely disappointed when they arrive at a vacant field.....
    of course hand job will say it's been overrun by dis info agents!:lol:
     

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