Conservative history of the united states

[Lonestar_logic]

Oh, look -- a leftist pretending a fellow leftist's bigotry doesn't exist.

Tell me...would you dismiss as easily a conservative saying the Democratic Party is the Party of the Apes?

Barb?

Seriously Dave, you don't recognize satire?

Satire?

So if conservatives said the same things under the guise of satire, you'd be ok with it?

 

[EdwardBaiamonte]

Hey, so a few died in chains on the ships.

the point was that a few more Irishman died on ships and Jews in concentrations camps but only blacks are treated as inferior by modern liberals

 

[daveman]

Oh, look -- a leftist pretending a fellow leftist's bigotry doesn't exist.

Tell me...would you dismiss as easily a conservative saying the Democratic Party is the Party of the Apes?

Barb?

Seriously Dave, you don't recognize satire?

Ahh, the lame "It was a JOKE!!" defense.

That's credible.

 

[Barb]

Barb?

Seriously Dave, you don't recognize satire?

Ahh, the lame "It was a JOKE!!" defense.

That's credible.

Nope. a "JOKE" is a totally different animal from satire. Humor shows ourselves. Satire shows you...you.

 

[daveman]

Seriously Dave, you don't recognize satire?

Ahh, the lame "It was a JOKE!!" defense.

That's credible.

Nope. a "JOKE" is a totally different animal from satire. Humor shows ourselves. Satire shows you...you.

And the funniest part?

You think you're believable.

Maher's a racist and a misogynist. You can excuse it all you like, and you will, but don't tell me he's not what he is.

 

[Unkotare]

Often you were better off coming here as a slave than, say, as an Irishman.

Don't be stupid, stupid.

of course if it was stupid the liberal would not be so afraid to say why. What does your fear tell us about your IQ and character?

What "liberal" are you referring to, stupid?

 

[Unkotare]

Why not try college before you try here?

This, coming from YOU?! hahahahahah ahahaaaahha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAHHAhahahaha ahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[EdwardBaiamonte]

Why not try college before you try here?

This, coming from YOU?! hahahahahah ahahaaaahha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAHHAhahahaha ahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

of course if conservatism/libertarianism was stupid any liberal would not be so afraid to say why. In fact he would love to point it out to win converts to his cause and to look intelligent. What does your fear to even try tell us about your IQ and character?

 

[Unkotare]

Why not try college before you try here?

This, coming from YOU?! hahahahahah ahahaaaahha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAHHAhahahaha ahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

of course if conservatism/libertarianism was stupid

Who said they were? I have said several times not that YOU are stupid. Have no illusions, YOU do NOT in any way represent conservatism, you moron.

 

[EdwardBaiamonte]

This, coming from YOU?! hahahahahah ahahaaaahha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAHHAhahahaha ahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

of course if conservatism/libertarianism was stupid

Who said they were? I have said several times not that YOU are stupid. Have no illusions, YOU do NOT in any way represent conservatism, you moron.

of course if true you would not be so afraid to say where the difference is? What does your fear tell you about your IQ and character?

 

[longknife]

Well, if you can post that garbage, I'll post this "good" stuff:

POOR RICHARD'S PROGRESSIVE ALMANAC

: The Bizarro Ben Franklin's Most Infamous Quotes

by directorblue @ Doug Ross @ Journal: POOR RICHARD'S PROGRESSIVE ALMANAC: The Bizarro Ben Franklin's Most Infamous Quotes gives us a chilling chuckle. One example:

• Early to bed and early to rise, makes no difference, because in the interest of fairness, those who rise late should be treated equally

 

[Barb]

Ahh, the lame "It was a JOKE!!" defense.

That's credible.

Nope. a "JOKE" is a totally different animal from satire. Humor shows ourselves. Satire shows you...you.

And the funniest part?

You think you're believable.

Maher's a racist and a misogynist. You can excuse it all you like, and you will, but don't tell me he's not what he is.

And Stephen Colbert's a conservative

 

[EdwardBaiamonte]

Ahh, the lame "It was a JOKE!!" defense.

That's credible.

Nope. a "JOKE" is a totally different animal from satire. Humor shows ourselves. Satire shows you...you.

And the funniest part?

You think you're believable.

Maher's a racist and a misogynist. You can excuse it all you like, and you will, but don't tell me he's not what he is.

Its ok for liberals to be racist because there is an accepted double standard even when liberal support for blacks amounted to a near -genocide.

 

[daveman]

Nope. a "JOKE" is a totally different animal from satire. Humor shows ourselves. Satire shows you...you.

And the funniest part?

You think you're believable.

Maher's a racist and a misogynist. You can excuse it all you like, and you will, but don't tell me he's not what he is.

And Stephen Colbert's a conservative

I'm sure you believe that. You're gullible.

 

[midcan5]

That was great, and these are the people the conservatives in America elect! Is it any wonder they are a failure at governance.

""Ideas," a distinguished conservative named Richard Weaver once wrote, "have consequences." Americans have learned something about the consequences of conservative ideas during the Bush years that they never had to confront in the more amiable Reagan period. As a way of governing, conservatism is another name for disaster. And the disasters will continue, year after year, as long as conservatives, whose political tactics are frequently as brilliant as their policy-making is inept, find ways to perpetuate their power." "Why Conservatives Can't Govern" by Alan Wolfe


"If conservatism is the ideology of freedom, how come they’re the ones who are always trying to take that freedom away from us, especially women and minorities? Why did they fight against the effort to end slavery, or to give women and minorities the vote, or to protect them from discrimination? Why are they still supporting efforts to disenfranchise minorities?" The Regressive Antidote - If Conservatism Is The Ideology of Freedom, I'm The Queen of England


No nation was ever founded by conservatives, for in order to do so, you'd need to stop whining and do something - or by clueless libertarians who think all things started at their birth.

 

[Two Thumbs]

A Conservative History of the United States : The New Yorker

September 19, 2012
A CONSERVATIVE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES
Posted by Jack Hitt

1619-1808: Africans set sail for America in search of freedom: “Other than Native Americans, who were here, all of us have the same story.”—Michele Bachmann

2010: Flying Jihad Terror Babies invade America: “It appeared they would have young women who became pregnant. They would get them into the United States to have a baby, they wouldn’t even have to pay anything for the baby, and then they would return back where they could be raised and coddled as future terrorists.”—Representative Louie Gohmert

Damn, wow, that's really dumb

of you


Africans actually came here freely, most were brought as slaves, but some immigrated.

And yeah, coming here to drop a baby that is an American and taking off to the home land

That's a common practice for many places.

 

[daveman]

No nation was ever founded by conservatives, for in order to do so, you'd need to stop whining and do something - or by clueless libertarians who think all things started at their birth.

These small-government classical liberals -- you know, today's conservatives -- disagree.

If you think today's liberals would have done anything but inform on these men to King George, you're not thinking at all.

 

[EdwardBaiamonte]

No nation was ever founded by conservatives,

too stupid but 100% liberal!!

Conservatives are for limited government. To have limited government you must found a county by killing the liberals as our Founders did.

 

[Two Thumbs]

No nation was ever founded by conservatives,

too stupid but 100% liberal!!

Conservatives are for limited government. To have limited government you must found a county by killing the liberals as our Founders did.

actually midcan is right

Our Founders were considered liberals, hundreds of years ago, b/c they wanted liberty and freedom from an oppressive government.

Today, they would be called radical right wingers. Note, they were a bunch of old white men, so they would be woman hating ****** hunters.

Todays liberals were yesterdays loyalist. Supporting and wanting an oppressive government.

But you can't fix stewpud, so...

 

[EdwardBaiamonte]

actually midcan is right

Our Founders were considered liberals,

of course when we speak today we mostly use today's definitions to avoid the difficulty of learning changing definitions through time, and so our Founders were very very conservative.

Note, they were a bunch of old white men, so they would be woman hating ****** hunters.

they were old white men who knowingly set in motion the process by which billions would be freed all around the world. Don't forget Jefferson was born a slave owner but he put more in the Declaration about the evils of slavery than about taxes. Had any of us been born then we could only hope to have been as progressive as they were.