Conservative Bible

[Taz]

You can’t answer why god would care what I do.

I did answer it. It’s the exact same reason that your parents care how you behave. So if you can answer that question you can answer your question.

How do your kids know you love them?

How do you know that it’s the same reason as my parents? A guess?

Answer the question and we’ll find out.

After you prove why god would even care what I do.

It’s the exact same reason your parents care about how you behave and you care about how your children behave. Now you know.

You can't prove that.

 

[ding]

I did answer it. It’s the exact same reason that your parents care how you behave. So if you can answer that question you can answer your question.

How do your kids know you love them?

How do you know that it’s the same reason as my parents? A guess?

Answer the question and we’ll find out.

After you prove why god would even care what I do.

It’s the exact same reason your parents care about how you behave and you care about how your children behave. Now you know.

You can't prove that.

The fact that you refuse to answer simple questions says otherwise.

 

[Taz]

How do you know that it’s the same reason as my parents? A guess?

Answer the question and we’ll find out.

After you prove why god would even care what I do.

It’s the exact same reason your parents care about how you behave and you care about how your children behave. Now you know.

You can't prove that.

The fact that you refuse to answer simple questions says otherwise.

You can’t prove that god cares so you say it’s my fault. EPIC FAIL!

 

[ding]

Answer the question and we’ll find out.

After you prove why god would even care what I do.

It’s the exact same reason your parents care about how you behave and you care about how your children behave. Now you know.

You can't prove that.

The fact that you refuse to answer simple questions says otherwise.

You can’t prove that god cares so you say it’s my fault. EPIC FAIL!

Can you prove you care about your kids?

 

[Taz]

After you prove why god would even care what I do.

It’s the exact same reason your parents care about how you behave and you care about how your children behave. Now you know.

You can't prove that.

The fact that you refuse to answer simple questions says otherwise.

You can’t prove that god cares so you say it’s my fault. EPIC FAIL!

Can you prove you care about your kids?

It’s not about me or my family, it’s about whether god cares what I do. Show me that god cares.

 

[presonorek]

After you prove why god would even care what I do.

It’s the exact same reason your parents care about how you behave and you care about how your children behave. Now you know.

You can't prove that.

The fact that you refuse to answer simple questions says otherwise.

You can’t prove that god cares so you say it’s my fault. EPIC FAIL!

Can you prove you care about your kids?

I can. I can say it out loud so that all people can hear it.

 

[Taz]

It’s the exact same reason your parents care about how you behave and you care about how your children behave. Now you know.

You can't prove that.

The fact that you refuse to answer simple questions says otherwise.

You can’t prove that god cares so you say it’s my fault. EPIC FAIL!

Can you prove you care about your kids?

I can. I can say it out loud so that all people can hear it.

Hey vasu, how many nuts do you have in your cheeks?

 

[presonorek]

You can't prove that.

The fact that you refuse to answer simple questions says otherwise.

You can’t prove that god cares so you say it’s my fault. EPIC FAIL!

Can you prove you care about your kids?

I can. I can say it out loud so that all people can hear it.

Hey vasu, how many nuts do you have in your cheeks?

Four. Why do you ask?

 

[ding]

It’s the exact same reason your parents care about how you behave and you care about how your children behave. Now you know.

You can't prove that.

The fact that you refuse to answer simple questions says otherwise.

You can’t prove that god cares so you say it’s my fault. EPIC FAIL!

Can you prove you care about your kids?

It’s not about me or my family, it’s about whether god cares what I do. Show me that god cares.

It is to them.

 

[ding]

It’s the exact same reason your parents care about how you behave and you care about how your children behave. Now you know.

You can't prove that.

The fact that you refuse to answer simple questions says otherwise.

You can’t prove that god cares so you say it’s my fault. EPIC FAIL!

Can you prove you care about your kids?

I can. I can say it out loud so that all people can hear it.

Most people can I would think.

 

[Taz]

You can't prove that.

The fact that you refuse to answer simple questions says otherwise.

You can’t prove that god cares so you say it’s my fault. EPIC FAIL!

Can you prove you care about your kids?

It’s not about me or my family, it’s about whether god cares what I do. Show me that god cares.

It is to them.

As usual you can’t prove that god cares what I do. You really suck at this.

 

[ding]

The fact that you refuse to answer simple questions says otherwise.

You can’t prove that god cares so you say it’s my fault. EPIC FAIL!

Can you prove you care about your kids?

It’s not about me or my family, it’s about whether god cares what I do. Show me that god cares.

It is to them.

As usual you can’t prove that god cares what I do. You really suck at this.

 

[Taz]

You can’t prove that god cares so you say it’s my fault. EPIC FAIL!

Can you prove you care about your kids?

It’s not about me or my family, it’s about whether god cares what I do. Show me that god cares.

It is to them.

As usual you can’t prove that god cares what I do. You really suck at this.

The loser’s dance, you dunce.

 

[presonorek]

You can't prove that.

The fact that you refuse to answer simple questions says otherwise.

You can’t prove that god cares so you say it’s my fault. EPIC FAIL!

Can you prove you care about your kids?

I can. I can say it out loud so that all people can hear it.

Most people can I would think.

Taz can prove he cares about his kids by saying it in a room while five people hear everything exactly the same.

Can God prove to Taz that He exists by saying it in a room while five people hear everything exactly the same?

Based upon ding's assertion of God as an omnipotent being, I would say the answer is yes.

Based upon Taz' assertion of a god that either doesn't exist or is unconcerned with Taz's life, I would say no.

It isn't important what I say. What so you say? Can/will God do that mess to settle the debate once and for all?

If we arrange this meeting with God, what will happen? Any predictions?

 

[ding]

The fact that you refuse to answer simple questions says otherwise.

You can’t prove that god cares so you say it’s my fault. EPIC FAIL!

Can you prove you care about your kids?

I can. I can say it out loud so that all people can hear it.

Most people can I would think.

Taz can prove he cares about his kids by saying it in a room while five people hear everything exactly the same.

Can God prove to Taz that He exists by saying it in a room while five people hear everything exactly the same?

Based upon ding's assertion of God as an omnipotent being, I would say the answer is yes.

Based upon Taz' assertion of a god that either doesn't exist or is unconcerned with Taz's life, I would say no.

It isn't important what I say. What so you say? Can/will God do that mess to settle the debate once and for all?

If we arrange this meeting with God, what will happen? Any predictions?

Job 40 comes to mind.

But let me submit that if Taz insists God doesn’t exist for Taz then God won’t exist for Taz. That at Taz’s death Taz will be granted the wish Taz has always wanted... to be left alone for all eternity.

 

[ding]

Can you prove you care about your kids?

It’s not about me or my family, it’s about whether god cares what I do. Show me that god cares.

It is to them.

As usual you can’t prove that god cares what I do. You really suck at this.

The loser’s dance, you dunce.

You know I’ll be dancing when you walk on by.

 

[presonorek]

Job 40 comes to mind.

I was thinking of 1 Kings 18.

 

[hobelim]

Job 40 comes to mind.

I was thinking of 1 Kings 18.

"If we arrange this meeting with God, what will happen? Any predictions?"

1 Kings 18 ? Taz? Taz isn't a false prophet. Don't be silly..

I'm thinking Mark 5:1-17

And don't laugh. Once the madman was cured the demonic spirits screwing up his mind joined a herd of swine.

They remain hovering around people like ding sitting in a pew to this day until they find an empty space to claim within them as soon as they open their mouth and invite an edible triune mangod into their hearts to save them.

If you do what is right, you are accepted. If not sin is like a dope fiend with a baseball bat lurking behind your front door waiting for you to open it.

Once you do, you have to fight for your life or die.

 

[Taz]

You can’t prove that god cares so you say it’s my fault. EPIC FAIL!

Can you prove you care about your kids?

I can. I can say it out loud so that all people can hear it.

Most people can I would think.

Taz can prove he cares about his kids by saying it in a room while five people hear everything exactly the same.

Can God prove to Taz that He exists by saying it in a room while five people hear everything exactly the same?

Based upon ding's assertion of God as an omnipotent being, I would say the answer is yes.

Based upon Taz' assertion of a god that either doesn't exist or is unconcerned with Taz's life, I would say no.

It isn't important what I say. What so you say? Can/will God do that mess to settle the debate once and for all?

If we arrange this meeting with God, what will happen? Any predictions?

Job 40 comes to mind.

But let me submit that if Taz insists God doesn’t exist for Taz then God won’t exist for Taz. That at Taz’s death Taz will be granted the wish Taz has always wanted... to be left alone for all eternity.

Again dingbat, you have no proof for what you say.

 

[ding]

Can you prove you care about your kids?

I can. I can say it out loud so that all people can hear it.

Most people can I would think.

Taz can prove he cares about his kids by saying it in a room while five people hear everything exactly the same.

Can God prove to Taz that He exists by saying it in a room while five people hear everything exactly the same?

Based upon ding's assertion of God as an omnipotent being, I would say the answer is yes.

Based upon Taz' assertion of a god that either doesn't exist or is unconcerned with Taz's life, I would say no.

It isn't important what I say. What so you say? Can/will God do that mess to settle the debate once and for all?

If we arrange this meeting with God, what will happen? Any predictions?

Job 40 comes to mind.

But let me submit that if Taz insists God doesn’t exist for Taz then God won’t exist for Taz. That at Taz’s death Taz will be granted the wish Taz has always wanted... to be left alone for all eternity.

Again dingbat, you have no proof for what you say.