BluePhantom
Educator (of liberals)
I posted this on another thread but it's worth a repeat for shits, giggles, and your entertainment.
Obama goes to Hillary Clinton and says "I have a big favor to ask of you. Things are absolutely crazy in the Middle East and northern Africa. There's the Arab Spring, and terrorism, and all hell is breaking loose. Everyone I have sent has been unable to make any progress. I want to send you over there on a tour to try and see if you can get things sorted out."
Hillary says: "Jesus, Barack. Are you kidding? That place is a war zone. People are getting their heads cut off and bombed in the markets. I just don't feel I would be safe. I would do just about anything not to have to go down there."
Obama says: "Anything? Well how about you get down on your knees and give me a little sugar?"
So Hillary thinks about it for a moment and given the choice she decides a little tongue love is a small price for her life. She gets down on her knees, unzips Obama's pants and starts to perform. After a moment she looks up and says: "Jesus, Barack this tastes like shit."
Obama says: "Yeah Joe Biden didn't want to go either."
Obama goes to Hillary Clinton and says "I have a big favor to ask of you. Things are absolutely crazy in the Middle East and northern Africa. There's the Arab Spring, and terrorism, and all hell is breaking loose. Everyone I have sent has been unable to make any progress. I want to send you over there on a tour to try and see if you can get things sorted out."
Hillary says: "Jesus, Barack. Are you kidding? That place is a war zone. People are getting their heads cut off and bombed in the markets. I just don't feel I would be safe. I would do just about anything not to have to go down there."
Obama says: "Anything? Well how about you get down on your knees and give me a little sugar?"
So Hillary thinks about it for a moment and given the choice she decides a little tongue love is a small price for her life. She gets down on her knees, unzips Obama's pants and starts to perform. After a moment she looks up and says: "Jesus, Barack this tastes like shit."
Obama says: "Yeah Joe Biden didn't want to go either."