Congrats! You can shake hands with Al Gore for just $1200!!!

[KMAN]

Meet Al Gore at Copenhagen, for $1,209

 

[WillowTree]

I just threw up! you owe me!

 

[uscitizen]

Huh, it would cost more than that to shake with Madonna.

 

[WillowTree]

Huh, it would cost more than that to shake with Madonna.

wash up afterwards..

 

[Claudette]

Shit. I wouldn't pay 12 cents to shake hands with that shyster. Don't care if he does have a Nobel Peace Prize. Who doesn't??? Don't care that he thinks he's the climate change guru. I would, however, like some of the hundreds of millions he's scammed though.

 

[Sunni Man]

Huh, it would cost more than that to shake with Madonna.

I would shake hands with that skank Madonna unless I was wearing a Hazmat suit

 

[California Girl]

I wonder how much it would cost to shake him by the throat?




Disclaimer: The above comment is for comedic purposes only and should not be read that the poster would actually shake him by the throat.... however much she might enjoy it. Thank you.

 

[uscitizen]

Hero worshiping types are pathetic anyway.

 

[Sarah G]

Meet Al Gore at Copenhagen, for $1,209

And you all think the Nobel is just another useless award.. Oh well, maybe some day one of your smart Repubs will win it..

Oh yeah.. They can never find any.

 

[del]

Meet Al Gore at Copenhagen, for $1,209

be sure to count your fingers when you're done.

 

[California Girl]

Meet Al Gore at Copenhagen, for $1,209

be sure to count your fingers when you're done.

Instructions for the shake:

1. Remove all valuable items, rings, watches, bracklets, etc in the vicinity of the hand.
2. Cover your wallet.
3. Keep eye contact.
4. Show no fear.
5. Wrap both hands firmly around throat.
6. Shake firmly.
7. Run.

 

[blastoff]

I'd gladly pay 1200 bucks...to kick him in the nuts!

 

[California Girl]

I'd gladly pay 1200 bucks...to kick him in the nuts!

I think they charge extra for that.

 

[Sunni Man]

I'd gladly pay 1200 bucks...to kick him in the nuts!

What makes you think he has them???