Chuck Norris turned 70 today

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    Does this guy look anywhere in the neighborhood of 70?

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    I want to see his birth certificate to prove his age.

    I think he is lying to gain a senior citizens discount when he goes to early bird special
     
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    just a little know fact;
    The only thing Chuck Norris is afraid of is





















    midgets.
     
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    Picture loads for me.
     
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    This is a good place to commemorate Chuck Norris Facts

    Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle – you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.


    Happy Birthday Chuck!
     
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    They once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
     
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    A can of whoop ass a day keeps the doctor away.

    Because the Doc is too busy with your aftermath.
     
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    chuck norris clogs the toilet when he pees.
     
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    Does any celebrity look their age these days??? :lol:

    He's a great and vibrant guy. Going strong. Great attitude.
     
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    Aside from the rug and the porcelain caps, yeah, he looks great.

    He's Huckabee's best friend... :D
     

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