Christians offended at DNC statue at Iowa state house

[Votto]

Christians Offended By Democrat Statue In Iowa Capitol

DES MOINES, IA — Christians in Iowa and across the nation are outraged after a Democrat statue was unveiled at the state's Capitol Building.

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Christians Offended By Democrat Statue In Iowa Capitol
POLITICS·Dec 12, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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DES MOINES, IA — Christians in Iowa and across the nation are outraged after a Democrat statue was unveiled at the state's Capitol Building.
"I believe in freedom of speech and religion, but this just goes too far," said Gov. Kim Reynolds to reporters. "Sick, disturbing, Democrat displays have no place in the house where state laws are passed. I'm horrified."
Sources say a local Democrat non-profit is responsible for the frightening statue, which they say is a true representation of everything Democrats proudly stand for. "We have a right to express our Democratic views," said a spokesperson for the group. "We will not be intimidated into removing our altar or our severed goat head from government buildings. This is America!"


The rest of the statement was not recorded, as the spokesperson's eyes rolled back into his head and he began uttering an ancient incantation in a dead eldritch tongue.
Respected Christian thought leader Phil Vischer was quick to defend the statue. "This artistic rendering of Democrat values represents everything beautiful about America," said Vischer. "If you object to this or express any concern whatsoever, you are a dangerous Christian Nationalist who worships political power."
At publishing time, Iowa Republican legislators calmed their frustrated constituents by setting up a golden statue of Trump in the Capitol.

 

[cnm]

Gawd. Oh the victims!

 

[1srelluc]

Well just look at the dem's HQ building.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Christians Offended By Democrat Statue In Iowa Capitol

DES MOINES, IA — Christians in Iowa and across the nation are outraged after a Democrat statue was unveiled at the state's Capitol Building.

babylonbee.com

Christians Offended By Democrat Statue In Iowa Capitol
POLITICS·Dec 12, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
Click here to view this article with reduced ads.

DES MOINES, IA — Christians in Iowa and across the nation are outraged after a Democrat statue was unveiled at the state's Capitol Building.
"I believe in freedom of speech and religion, but this just goes too far," said Gov. Kim Reynolds to reporters. "Sick, disturbing, Democrat displays have no place in the house where state laws are passed. I'm horrified."
Sources say a local Democrat non-profit is responsible for the frightening statue, which they say is a true representation of everything Democrats proudly stand for. "We have a right to express our Democratic views," said a spokesperson for the group. "We will not be intimidated into removing our altar or our severed goat head from government buildings. This is America!"


The rest of the statement was not recorded, as the spokesperson's eyes rolled back into his head and he began uttering an ancient incantation in a dead eldritch tongue.
Respected Christian thought leader Phil Vischer was quick to defend the statue. "This artistic rendering of Democrat values represents everything beautiful about America," said Vischer. "If you object to this or express any concern whatsoever, you are a dangerous Christian Nationalist who worships political power."
At publishing time, Iowa Republican legislators calmed their frustrated constituents by setting up a golden statue of Trump in the Capitol.

Is it attached to book that gives instructions on slave owning?

No?

Then it's already morally superior to any Christian display.

 

[hadit]

Is it attached to book that gives instructions on slave owning?

No?

Then it's already morally superior to any Christian display.

What were those instructions?

 

[leftwinger]

Gawd. Oh the victims!

Right. Any Children dragged past by their parents. You want them seeing that thing?

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

What were those instructions?

(Don't feed the sealions)

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Right. Any Children dragged past by their parents. You want them seeing that thing?

Absolutely! Then they can ask questions. It could help counter their Christian brainwashing.

 

[Foxfyre]

Christians Offended By Democrat Statue In Iowa Capitol

DES MOINES, IA — Christians in Iowa and across the nation are outraged after a Democrat statue was unveiled at the state's Capitol Building.

babylonbee.com

Christians Offended By Democrat Statue In Iowa Capitol
POLITICS·Dec 12, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
Click here to view this article with reduced ads.

DES MOINES, IA — Christians in Iowa and across the nation are outraged after a Democrat statue was unveiled at the state's Capitol Building.
"I believe in freedom of speech and religion, but this just goes too far," said Gov. Kim Reynolds to reporters. "Sick, disturbing, Democrat displays have no place in the house where state laws are passed. I'm horrified."
Sources say a local Democrat non-profit is responsible for the frightening statue, which they say is a true representation of everything Democrats proudly stand for. "We have a right to express our Democratic views," said a spokesperson for the group. "We will not be intimidated into removing our altar or our severed goat head from government buildings. This is America!"


The rest of the statement was not recorded, as the spokesperson's eyes rolled back into his head and he began uttering an ancient incantation in a dead eldritch tongue.
Respected Christian thought leader Phil Vischer was quick to defend the statue. "This artistic rendering of Democrat values represents everything beautiful about America," said Vischer. "If you object to this or express any concern whatsoever, you are a dangerous Christian Nationalist who worships political power."
At publishing time, Iowa Republican legislators calmed their frustrated constituents by setting up a golden statue of Trump in the Capitol.

Okay I love the Babylon Bee and their satire is usually spot on and hilarious. This one I think missed the mark. But then nobody's perfect.

 

[hadit]

(Don't feed the sealions)

Hmmm, those are instructions on slavery? Interesting.

 

[toobfreak]

Christians Offended By Democrat Statue In Iowa Capitol

Looks a bit like Michelle Michael Obumma with his party mask on for the next Biden nude coke sex party at the White House.

 

[marvin martian]

Is it attached to book that gives instructions on slave owning?

No?

Then it's already morally superior to any Christian display.

You DemoKKKrats and your slaves. You just can't let go.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Hmmm, those are instructions on slavery? Interesting.

Oh look , another dishonest question.

 

[yidnar]

Absolutely! Then they can ask questions. It could help counter their Christian brainwashing.

evil.

 

[cnm]

Is it attached to book that gives instructions on slave owning?

No?

Then it's already morally superior to any Christian display.

Oh, cold...

 

[yidnar]

Absolutely! Then they can ask questions. It could help counter their Christian brainwashing.

why do so many dems disparage Christianity but defend satanism .

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

evil.

Whiny

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

why do so many dems disparage Christianity but defend satanism .

I don't defend actual Satanism. You need to read up a bit on the Satanic Church in play here before commenting again.

(They don't actually worship Satan or any gods or fairies at all)

 

[marvin martian]

why do so many dems disparage Christianity but defend satanism .

Satanism aligns with their values.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Satanism aligns with their values.

Women as property

Kill the others

Believe nonsense instead of science

Your religious cult aligns with your values