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Yo, Cheersers!!!
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Well here's a blond joke.
Best Buy was having a fatastic sale, so Blonde walks in and tells one of the salesmen, "I want to buy this TV"...to which the salesman responded..."Sorry, we don't sell to blondes".
Damn, said the blonde under her breath, walks out, goes home, dyes her hair black and comes back immediately to the store. "I want to buy this TV" she tells the same salesman, to which he replied again, "I'm sorry, but we don't sell to blondes".
Frustrated but not willing to give up, she goes home, tries a complete make-over, complete with hair cut and new makeup....waits a few days hoping salesman doesn't recognize her and goes back to the store.
She finds the salesman and again tells him "I want to buy that TV" ....to which he again replied "I'm sorry, but we don't sell to blondes". Angrily she asked him, "how can you tell that I'm a blond?"
"Because that happens to be a microwave"!
OK.
My son.....a 26 year old police officer who.....to my great disappointment....is mechanically uninterested.......told my wife that he wants TOOLS for Christmas.
You cannot know how this news made me feel.
There is a Northern Tool store in my area. I went there today.
Have you ever seen a shopping cart FILLED with hand tools? Well.....now I have. It's almost as beautiful as Mertex's avatar.
I am now $429 poorer. But I might be the proudest father in America.
The most difficult thing will be giving all of it to him. I might stuff my own stocking with a vice grip or something.
Merry X-mas!!