Check-Mate: the Infidelity Test kit

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    Check out this eBay listing.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=5658602348&Category=11780


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    "Do you suffer from the nightmare of suspicion and doubt caused by the infidelity of a cheating spouse? Now you can find out what's really going on the quick and easy way with the CheckMate Infidelity Test Kit. For the first time ever you can actually monitor your spouse's sexual activity outside of the relationship by detecting dried semen stains that are left in their undergarments after sex. The Infidelity Test Kit from CheckMate can test 5 or more articles of clothing for the presence of semen. Now you can be the first to know instead of the last with the original CheckMate Infidelity Test Kit...

    Wow. Kind of like the CSI home kit.
     
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    Just out of curiousity... What on EARTH were you searching for to have found <i>that</i>?!
     
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    Chess. It had to be something related to chess. ;)
     
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    if DMP's wife used this on his shorts he would have to admit that he was cheating on her with "Jill"
     
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    Yeah.. That's it. GOTTA be... :laugh:
     
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    Eeewwww.
     
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    you say that like ..... well like.... oh nevermind......
     
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    Actually, I think excessive time with "Jill" could constitute infidelity.
    Uh-huh-huh-heh-hmm. :steps up to podium:
    1 Corinthians 7:4 The wife's body does not belong to her alone, but also to her husband. In the same way, the husband's body does not belong to him alone, but also to his wife.
    :steps back from podium:

    So, if my husband spends a lot of time MAN-HANDling my goods, I'd be in danger of losing the INTEREST I might otherwise have earned from my stock. You know what I'm saying?

    Just my POV.
     
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    not really but I'm interested in trying to understand
     
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    reasonable .... so does that mean when my wife asks me if she looks fat in a pair of pants i should quote corinthians 7:4 and say ...."yes!"

    ...as the man in the shower said when caught letting "jill" wash him.....it is mine and i will wash it as fast as i like.
     

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