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    Anybody got a good caption for this photo:
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    I'll start the show with this:

    "If I'm elected, why on Earth would you expect me to read the damned bill? Are you nuts?"
     
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    What? No takers?
     
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    How about.. "Reporter? What reporter? I didn't see anything. "
     
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    "That's my best impression of a negro dialect. Take it or leave it."
     
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    What's a girl gotta do to get elected in this podunk state....Get drunk with a cabana boy, drive off a bridge with him in it, and leave him there to drown?
     
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    Why are we bothering with this stupid election anyway? Weren't you informed that I was the anointed one?
     
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    If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.
     
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    Vote? What do you mean they have to vote first?
     
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    I don't understand this. This is a democrat seat and it can't be changed. Don't these little people in Mass understand this. I think it is time to get Acorn here NOW!!!!
     
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    or, You mean the fix isn't in. What the fuck is happening around here, someone call Acorn to fix this problem Now!!!! I was told this was a shoe in. I already put in my change of address form at the post office!!!!
     

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