Can President Obama Kiss a Rig?

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    I'm not sure if this will make the national news or not - Clayton Williams making uncouth statements has become accepted as the norm - but he put two of these signs out on the major streets in front of our office building this morning:

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    Whether you like CW or not, this does bring a very important question to mind. Can President Obama kiss a rig? I thought oil to him was like water to a witch. So I would say, No, Claytie, despite your generous offer, President Obama can not kiss your rig.
     
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    "Suck my nipples" would be just as appropriate.
    "Blow my pipe"
    "Pump my jack"
     
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    Great suggestions! I'll forward them on to Mr. Williams immediately.

    What do you think about "Pressure test his tubing" ...
     
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    More dishonesty. Can you honestly say Obama hurts big oil when its record profits have come during his time in office? Not sure what other empirical evidence you'd need - rhetoric duddn't really factor much into reality.
     
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    "Big Oil"? Over 90% of exploration and drilling in this country is done so by Independents. And yes, Obama is out to fuck over the entire industry.
     
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    Well, he's doing a helluva job, record profits and all. Maybe oil should keep his failing ass around.
     
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    ooohhh my! sounds sensual to me.
     
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    And as we're constantly reminded by the left, profits are the bane of this country- records or no records. The oil and gas industry reinvests over 100% of profits back into the business of finding more... oil and gas.

    Profits are the solution, not the problem.
     

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