Camper vs Camper

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    OK, I just went camping and I gotta get a few things off my chest.

    First, I'm a car camper. I'm not gonna pack all my shit and carry it 20 miles into the woods to get away from it all.

    On the other hand, if I'm gonna camp, I'm gonna live in a tent, not some HUGE GODDAMN Trailor Home, with air conditioning, big screen TV, and bowling ally or whatever-the-hell these assholes drive out and park next to my tent, blocking the view, running a loud deisel generator, and choking me with fumes. If I'm really unlucky, the owner's wife will weigh 500 lbs and own 3 yapping dogs.

    Which brings me to my question: WHY?

    My theory is the owners of these mosterous motor homes are momma's boys: They cannot bear to be away from their surrogot mothers, and their wives demand the comforts of home. SHIT! Buncha fucks are ruining the experience for the rest of us.

    LEAVE THE WIMMINS AT HOME, FOR CHRISTSSAKES!!:evil:
     
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    camping means something completely different to me. ;)
     
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    I've never not slept in a tent when camping, unless it was in a sleeping bag under the stars.



    If you want shelter, go to a hotel !
     
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    Yeah, I don't mean passing out on the lawn after a night sucking down a pitcher of beer at the bowling ally.
     
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    You talking about your date last night? :eek:
     
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    It never rained?

    Just pitch a freakin' tent.
     
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    I don't recall.:redface:
     
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    :cuckoo:
     
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    Well, I hope she fixed your crack and didn't have freaky man hands! :lol:
     
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    Who the hell says "I've never not?":cuckoo:
     

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