Butts and Butts and What the Hell?

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  1. Lumpy 1
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    What is about people not telling others (their friends and family) that what their wearing, doing, saying etc. is just not working for them...?

    Now, I think the larger ladies can be packaged to look pretty attractive but get behind them in a grocery store with undersized stretch pants and tops and the experience dims.

    A chubby guy with a furry beer belly and a tee shirt 2 sizes to small, just doesn't work.

    Women with make up that makes them look like the circus just came to town.

    American Idol.. Their singing just sucks.. why didn't someone tell them..Why?

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    Go ahead. Go tell any woman her butt looks big. You won't be able to walk for a fortnight!
     
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    Ya.. fear... that would work...:lol:
     
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    Lumpoy - haven't you ever heard of "chubby chasers"? Some men find that look hot. Well in certain cultures maybe.

    I see it a lot at school. And these girls think they are da bomb. I blame it on the self esteem movement. The narcisstic generation.
     
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    god forbid a bigger women feel good about herself!
     
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    I believe there's beauty in every women and for all there is a match. Be they skinny, fat, old, disfigured, whatever.. it emanates from within. It's the within that causes all the problems.

    I do have my preferences of course....;)
     
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    I've often wondered if they have neither a good enough friend to tell them the truth, a mirror or if they just don't care. :eusa_eh:


    Now, tell me Lumpy - does the cape make me look bigger or what? :eusa_whistle:

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    I'm that guy lumpy that actually pipes up. It isn't always pretty when you do but sometimes you get a pleasant surprise for it.

    I had a young girl working for me who, unknown to me, had no sense of smell. She STUNK like BO really bad one day and I actually asked her to come in the office and said "I'm not trying to be rude but your deoderant wore off" To which she very very gratefully told me "thank you so much for telling me, i can't smell anything and wish more people would be kind enough to tell me if that is happening".

    I thought she was gonna flip out on me but it was cool, and i never had to smell her BO again :).
     
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    I'll answer for him
    It's not the cape, it's the layers of blubber.
     
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    I worked with a girl who had terrible breath probably because she did not know what brushing her teeth was. I was in high school so we would just go the passive agressive way and just decide who was going to bring gum for her if she was working. :lol:
     
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