Does the right miss the irony in this?
Our neighbor's house is armed
full auto assault loaded and ready
The chances of accidental death or suicide are high
Robbers and visitors please use care because after they pee themselves
They may or will fire erratically killing the rest of their family
And you will be blamed and prosecuted.
Oh and those visiting, make sure you wear bullet proof vests
Call ahead several times, make sure it is daylight
And they can see you clearly and you can see where they are aiming clearly.
Good luck.
Oh and make sure insurance is paid up.
Our neighbor's house is armed
full auto assault loaded and ready
The chances of accidental death or suicide are high
Robbers and visitors please use care because after they pee themselves
They may or will fire erratically killing the rest of their family
And you will be blamed and prosecuted.
Oh and those visiting, make sure you wear bullet proof vests
Call ahead several times, make sure it is daylight
And they can see you clearly and you can see where they are aiming clearly.
Good luck.
Oh and make sure insurance is paid up.