BREAKING: Kid Rock Officially Announces His 2018 Run For Senate

[Tank]

At least he loves America

 

[Snouter]

Senator Rock needs to be very careful in regards to Russia. He needs to tell Russian officials to please refrain from contact until after the election!

 

[Siete]

Senator Rock needs to be very careful in regards to Russia. He needs to tell Russian officials to please refrain from contact until after the election!

and miss slamming copious amounts of vodka with the Russians ?

hell no !

 

[Snouter]

Senator Kid Rock needs to turn Ruskies onto American beer and work a great trade deal to export one of our greatest products, beer to our friends in Russia. This would help pave the way to export another of our greatest products blues, jazz and rock music!

 

[NYcarbineer]

Is he running as a Republican, Independent, or Drug Dependent?

 

[Siete]

Is he running as a Republican, Independent, or Drug Dependent?

Party;

Punk ass bitch doper.

Snoop Dog will be his COS.

Flag;

motto;

Any catalyst will do.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Kid Rock already has a huge lead.

If democrats can run Al "Diaper boy" Franken anything is possible.

 

[Snouter]

Indeed Kid Rock's success will hopefully inspire Ted "The Nuge" Nugent to run for office! Kid Rock and The Nuge actually go hunting together on occasion! Finally a true ROCK THE VOTE situation!