BREAKING: Biden to Announce Campaign Bid by Video Next Week

[HenryBHough]

Gropey Joe jones to get his hands on the presidency. About the only thing he hasn't fondled.

 

[basquebromance]

He wants this. He really wants this. He’s wanted this since he was first elected to the Senate, in 1972, and he’s decided that he isn’t too old, isn’t too out of sync with the current energy in the Democratic Party, and certainly wasn’t going to be chased out by the women who accused him of making them feel uncomfortable or demeaned because of how he’d touched them.

Biden’s campaign will, at its core, argue that the response to Donald Trump requires an experienced, calm hand to help America take a deep breath and figure out a way to get back on track

The primary, Biden believes, will be easier than some might think: He sees a clear path down the middle of the party, especially with Bernie Sanders occupying a solid 20 percent of the progressive base, and most of the other candidates fighting for the rest. And the announcement comes at a moment when many in the party have become anxious about Sanders’s strength, with some beginning to wonder whether Biden might be the only sure counterweight to stop him from getting the nomination.

 

[Bush92]

He wants this. He really wants this. He’s wanted this since he was first elected to the Senate, in 1972, and he’s decided that he isn’t too old, isn’t too out of sync with the current energy in the Democratic Party, and certainly wasn’t going to be chased out by the women who accused him of making them feel uncomfortable or demeaned because of how he’d touched them.

Biden’s campaign will, at its core, argue that the response to Donald Trump requires an experienced, calm hand to help America take a deep breath and figure out a way to get back on track

The primary, Biden believes, will be easier than some might think: He sees a clear path down the middle of the party, especially with Bernie Sanders occupying a solid 20 percent of the progressive base, and most of the other candidates fighting for the rest. And the announcement comes at a moment when many in the party have become anxious about Sanders’s strength, with some beginning to wonder whether Biden might be the only sure counterweight to stop him from getting the nomination.

The party left moderation long ago. For sure in 2016. They are a leftist organization now. So the party left Biden, as it did millions of Americans long ago.

 

[Bush92]

When “Nutty” Nancy Pelosi is the voice of moderation in your party...you’ve went waaaaaaaaaaay too far left.

 

[Polishprince]

He wants this. He really wants this. He’s wanted this since he was first elected to the Senate, in 1972, and he’s decided that he isn’t too old, isn’t too out of sync with the current energy in the Democratic Party, and certainly wasn’t going to be chased out by the women who accused him of making them feel uncomfortable or demeaned because of how he’d touched them.

Biden’s campaign will, at its core, argue that the response to Donald Trump requires an experienced, calm hand to help America take a deep breath and figure out a way to get back on track

The primary, Biden believes, will be easier than some might think: He sees a clear path down the middle of the party, especially with Bernie Sanders occupying a solid 20 percent of the progressive base, and most of the other candidates fighting for the rest. And the announcement comes at a moment when many in the party have become anxious about Sanders’s strength, with some beginning to wonder whether Biden might be the only sure counterweight to stop him from getting the nomination.

The idea that Creepy Uncle Joe is the current "voice of moderation" in the Democrat Party shows how far they have gone off the reservation. When Bite Me was in the Senate, he was one of the 3 most extremist senators in the joint, next to Crazy Bernie and B. Hussein O. And now he may be actually TOO moderate to get the nomination?

Actually, nominating Biden to reward him for his 60 years of service to the Party would make good sense. Little point in ruining a young, more vibrant individual by letting them be the one to get schlonged by Trump. New voices like Pete Butt might be a serious candidate for the 2044 and 2048 races, don't want to tar him as a loser at such a young age.

 

[B. Kidd]

Plugs should've caught the last rocket to the International Space Station and announced from there.

 

[HenryBHough]

He actually announced?

Wow!

Put him on suicide watch immediately.

Hillary never sleeps.

 

[JoeB131]

Inherited a good economy? We haven’t had a “good economy” since 1986.

Really? 2016 was my best year, ever... Not sure what you are talking about.

Maybe in your white trash world, things have kind of sucked, but that's on you, man.

 

[JoeB131]

Biden is also a complete failure. During his previous two times he ran for the roses in 1988 and 2008, he only got 1% of vote.

Further, President Obama gave him an important task a few years ago, to find a cure for cancer. Again, a complete loser. Pathetic.
Trump will schlong him

Um, no, guy. People really don't like Trump. This is a guy with a 40% approval rating in a pristine economy. (Clinton was dirtier than shit, and he had a 67% approval rate with an economy that was almost as good.)

WHEN the recession hits next year, Trump will be toast.

 

[Pilot1]

He should choose Hillary as his running mate! Biden claims he is the "Most Progressive" candidate running for President as their are people saying he's not Commie enough. Watch him go down the Give Away road on the campaign trail. "Free" healthcare, college, universal basic income, etc. Everything is FREE, Yay!

 

[iamwhatiseem]

"...Joe....the Girls Scout group are unable to make it to the photo op tonight..."

".... but they invited you to visit their camp this weekend..."

 

[Zorro!]