Board is uberslow

[Zoom-boing]

ok-----whose greasing shit over here !!!!

shoulda known you'd find this, ducky. Do you have some sort of special search or what?

all I gotta do is see where ZB posted last--she's filthy

Filthy like a puddle of mud . . . and you love it!

 

[Phoenix]

Not whatnot! Mufflers and whatnot . . . . and dillo says I'm filthy? Pffft.

Well, he was trying not to blow my cover.

 

[dilloduck]

With talk like that, Eve, you're gonna drive the boys craaazy.

muffler, bearings and grease . . . . oh my!

Wait til I start in with the broken wheel base and whatnot.

Not whatnot! Mufflers and whatnot . . . . and dillo says I'm filthy? Pffft.

no joke--I didnt' even know Eve was a whatnot type of girl----but I do NOW !

 

[Zoom-boing]

Not whatnot! Mufflers and whatnot . . . . and dillo says I'm filthy? Pffft.

Well, he was trying not to blow my cover.

Eve, STOP!

Mufflers, whatnot and now . . . . . blowing a cover?? Damn girl.

 

[JenyEliza]

Board's been a little sluggish today--but maybe I've gotten spoiled? Since we moved into our apartment, we have high speed cable internet (vs. the 3G aircard we were using).

At any rate...today it would seem I'm using the aircard, even though I'm on the cable internet. Pages loading s-l-o-w-l-y.

 

[Phoenix]

Eve, STOP!

Mufflers, whatnot and now . . . . . blowing a cover?? Damn girl.

Thas' just how I roll, chica.


Torque wrench

 

[Zoom-boing]

Eve, STOP!

Mufflers, whatnot and now . . . . . blowing a cover?? Damn girl.

Thas' just how I roll, chica.


Torque wrench

Ooo, you dressed that one up in red. Tres sexy.

 

[Phoenix]

no joke--I didnt' even know Eve was a whatnot type of girl----but I do NOW !

Sorry. You probably don't want to hang out with me now. Too embarrassing.

 

[dilloduck]

Eve, STOP!

Mufflers, whatnot and now . . . . . blowing a cover?? Damn girl.

Thas' just how I roll, chica.


Torque wrench

Stop this instant---you represent the remainder of nice girls on Earth.

 

[Zoom-boing]

Eve, STOP!

Mufflers, whatnot and now . . . . . blowing a cover?? Damn girl.

Thas' just how I roll, chica.


Torque wrench

Stop this instant---you represent the remainder of nice girls on Earth.

Wait a minute . . . Eve, who posts mufflers, whatnot, blowing a cover and torque wrench - in red, no less - is a nice girl . . . . . . . . and I"m filthy? Hmmmmmm.

 

[Phoenix]

Ooo, you dressed that one up in red. Tres sexy.

You know it.

 

[dilloduck]

Thas' just how I roll, chica.


Torque wrench

Stop this instant---you represent the remainder of nice girls on Earth.

Wait a minute . . . Eve, who posts mufflers, whatnot, blowing a cover and torque wrench - in red, no less - is a nice girl . . . . . . . . and I"m filthy? Hmmmmmm.

no no--she's sinking to your level--pretty soon you'll both be as bad as Luissa !

 

[Phoenix]

no no--she's sinking to your level--pretty soon you'll both be as bad as Luissa !

 

[Zoom-boing]

Stop this instant---you represent the remainder of nice girls on Earth.

Wait a minute . . . Eve, who posts mufflers, whatnot, blowing a cover and torque wrench - in red, no less - is a nice girl . . . . . . . . and I"m filthy? Hmmmmmm.

no no--she's sinking to your level--pretty soon you'll both be as bad as Luissa !

Aw . . . . . . shit.

 

[Phoenix]

Aw . . . . . . shit.

We're sunk, aren't we?

 

[Zoom-boing]

Aw . . . . . . shit.

We're sunk, aren't we?

Like an anchor in water.

 

[Phoenix]

Like an anchor in water.

Better pass that drink then.

 

[Ringel05]

Testing the board speed with this video

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAYQMyWKWa0]YouTube - Ernest in 'The Kabob'[/ame]

 

[Paulie]

I am able to see the problem, although it's not affecting me.

The googlead syndication (Google-Analytics) is dragging ass, really badly, keeping the page from fully loading until it's done. This is sporadic, not happening every time you load a page.

Question for you: You are using FF but how about the AdBlockPlus add-on?

I knew it was a site issue, could we get something done about it?

I have all updates and add ons, at least i think so, but this isn't an issue from my end, a bad add is causing it.

It's not a site issue. It's google's ad server.

And if you have AdBlock and it's enabled, and has a good filter (EasyList USA is best) you will know it because not only will you never see any ads of any kind, anywhere you go on the web, but you also won't get the load lag from ad maggots such as google!

I'm showing up so late to this party that everyone's already passed out, but I just wanted to say that Midnight is the fucking MAN.

Between him and KK I now own the internet instead of it owning me.

 

[Zoom-boing]

This is the message I get when it's being slow:

Network Timeout
The server at www.usmessageboard.com is taking too long to respond.

There's a list of reasons why it might be slow then a button at the bottom of the message that says "try again". Sometimes I have to click a link more than once to get it to 'go through'. I have no clue, just thought I'd post what happens to me.