Bill Clinton Lost the Nuclear Codes for Months

[Weatherman2020]

But Trump is the idiot?

Bill Clinton once lost the nuclear codes for months, and a 'comedy of errors' kept anyone from finding out

 

[TheOldSchool]

Lol crazy Bill. Now please, SOMEBODY get Trump to lose the codes!

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

They were eventually found in some dead intern's vagina along with traces of nicotine.

 

[otto105]

President Bill Clinton's button was bigger and it worked, unlike some orange bloated asshole bragging about his weekend Monday at the warehouse break room.

 

[fncceo]

Pretty sure they're paper based ...

 

[Rexx Taylor]

I never knew we all had Nuclear Codes! I wonder what mine is

 

[MarathonMike]

President Bill Clinton's button was bigger and it worked, unlike some orange bloated asshole bragging about his weekend Monday at the warehouse break room.

Correction: Bill Clinton handed Kim Jong iL a nuclear button and that's when the real problems with North Korea began.

 

[DarkFury]

President Bill Clinton's button was bigger and it worked, unlike some orange bloated asshole bragging about his weekend Monday at the warehouse break room.

Correction: Bill Clinton handed Kim Jong iL a nuclear button and that's when the real problems with North Korea began.

Thank God he did not hand him Hillary!
We would all be smelling like fried chicken by now!

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Billyboy Clinton had a Nookie Button on his desk, not a Nuke Button

 

[Esmeralda]

The VP also has the codes.

"The Gold Codes are the launch codes for nuclear weapons provided to the Presidents of the United States in their role as Commander-in-Chief of the United States armed forces.[1] In conjunction with the nuclear football, the Gold Codes allow the president to authorize a nuclear attack.[2] Gold Codes, as well as a separate nuclear football, are also assigned to the Vice President in case the president is incapacitated or otherwise unable to discharge the duties of office..."
Wiki

 

[deanrd]

It doesn't work that way.

They aren't like "keys".

Try to figure out why.

Hint: The president has staff. He doesn't even carry his own wallet.

 

[Wyatt earp]

But Trump is the idiot?

Bill Clinton once lost the nuclear codes for months, and a 'comedy of errors' kept anyone from finding out

Well this is the most stupidest thing I have read in a bit, the president doesn't carry the nuclear football, secret service does..

Weatherman you posted fake news , you should be ashamed..

 

[Wyatt earp]

It doesn't work that way.

They aren't like "keys".

Try to figure out why.

Hint: The president has staff. He doesn't even carry his own wallet.

Damn you are on a roll Rderp two things today I agree with you on?

 

[DarkFury]

The VP also has the codes.

"The Gold Codes are the launch codes for nuclear weapons provided to the Presidents of the United States in their role as Commander-in-Chief of the United States armed forces.[1] In conjunction with the nuclear football, the Gold Codes allow the president to authorize a nuclear attack.[2] Gold Codes, as well as a separate nuclear football, are also assigned to the Vice President in case the president is incapacitated or otherwise unable to discharge the duties of office..."
Wiki

And the football is carried by the secret service at ALL times.

 

[Esmeralda]

The VP also has the codes.

"The Gold Codes are the launch codes for nuclear weapons provided to the Presidents of the United States in their role as Commander-in-Chief of the United States armed forces.[1] In conjunction with the nuclear football, the Gold Codes allow the president to authorize a nuclear attack.[2] Gold Codes, as well as a separate nuclear football, are also assigned to the Vice President in case the president is incapacitated or otherwise unable to discharge the duties of office..."
Wiki

And the football is carried by the secret service at ALL times.

"In conjunction with the nuclear football, the Gold Codes allow the president to authorize a nuclear attack." The point is that the gold codes are held by the Prez and the VP. They are needed "in conjunction" with the nuclear footbal. So the prez cannot lose the ability to make a nuclear strike because the VP also had the info.

 

[Likkmee]

Maybe he gave them to Ail to hide on Boners yatchet in case he got hauled off for blowing a load on a Joo~ish girls dress. That's big trouble ! Just cum on their nose, tonsils or something but the clothing ??? Hands ( and dicks) OFF !
Watch the hair too ! That Che hat served a purpose !
I can see them hauling him off and all of a sudden Boner is hitting the first three numbers(LAUNCH INITIATED) and the circus clowns in their lil uniforms are freaking out.

 

[there4eyeM]

But Trump is the idiot?

Bill Clinton once lost the nuclear codes for months, and a 'comedy of errors' kept anyone from finding out

More of this kind of 'defense' of Trump; i.e., because Bill Clinton was an idiot (and who cares about Bill Clinton now?), it's OK that Donald Trump is an idiot.
Really convincing argumentation.

 

[Weatherman2020]

But Trump is the idiot?

Bill Clinton once lost the nuclear codes for months, and a 'comedy of errors' kept anyone from finding out

Well this is the most stupidest thing I have read in a bit, the president doesn't carry the nuclear football, secret service does..

Weatherman you posted fake news , you should be ashamed..

The person carrying the "football" has no ability to launch our nuclear weapons. It requires the President, with his code.

 

[NightFox]

Lol crazy Bill. Now please, SOMEBODY get Trump to lose the codes!

LOL, not likely...

He has them written down on a sticky note he keeps on Oval Office door.

 

[HenryBHough]

It doesn't work that way.

They aren't like "keys".

Try to figure out why.

Hint: The president has staff. He doesn't even carry his own wallet.

Much less pay for anything.