Biden Sends F-15 and Nukes To Take Out Child's Balloon Birthday Party

[toobfreak]

THIS JUST IN! BREAKING NEWS!

The Biden Administration just admitted that they mistook an innocent child's birthday party with balloons in Illinois wednesday as a national security threat scrambling six F-15 fighter jets armed with nuclear tipped STRIKE missiles. Parents who were at the party report the sky darkened with incoming jets as the children ran scrambling for cover under houses to avoid the fallout and shrapnel as the missiles came in.

DOD Chief Gen. Mark Milley sent to investigate.

17 of the children have needed counseling.

On another front, AP just reported that effective immediately, NO ONE is allowed to launch balloons of any kind nationwide; not party balloons, not hot air balloons, nor even dirigibles until Joe figures out what the hell he is doing, as Congress considers new rules and penalties for civil ballooning while Joe is still in office. One possibility is that all future outdoor balloons over 12 inches will be assigned a federal ID number and transponder.

Further updates expected at eleven.

Did Joe Biden shoot down hobbyists $12 balloon with $380,000 missile?

A mystery object shot down by U.S. fighter jets amid ongoing hysteria sparked by a Chinese 'spy' balloon may have been a $12 inflatable launched by a hobby group in Illinois.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[EvilCat Breath]

The Keystone Kops government.

 

[toobfreak]

The Keystone Kops government.

That would be a big step up!

 

[Manonthestreet]

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

General Milley Vanilly should have resigned after he admitted that he has a white rage problem.

 

[JGalt]

THIS JUST IN! BREAKING NEWS!

The Biden Administration just admitted that they mistook an innocent child's birthday party with balloons in Illinois wednesday as a national security threat scrambling six F-15 fighter jets armed with nuclear tipped STRIKE missiles. Parents who were at the party report the sky darkened with incoming jets as the children ran scrambling for cover under houses to avoid the fallout and shrapnel as the missiles came in.

DOD Chief Gen. Mark Milley sent to investigate.

17 of the children have needed counseling.

On another front, AP just reported that effective immediately, NO ONE is allowed to launch balloons of any kind nationwide; not party balloons, not hot air balloons, nor even dirigibles until Joe figures out what the hell he is doing, as Congress considers new rules and penalties for civil ballooning while Joe is still in office. One possibility is that all future outdoor balloons over 12 inches will be assigned a federal ID number and transponder.

Further updates expected at eleven.

Did Joe Biden shoot down hobbyists $12 balloon with $380,000 missile?

A mystery object shot down by U.S. fighter jets amid ongoing hysteria sparked by a Chinese 'spy' balloon may have been a $12 inflatable launched by a hobby group in Illinois.

www.dailymail.co.uk

I have about 20 of those big Chinese paper globe lanterns in the garage, the ones they use for weddings and stuff. You just light the candle inside, it warms up, and floats away.

Maybe I'll launch them all this weekend if the sky clears up, just to stir up some shit.

 

[two_iron]

 

[toobfreak]

General Milley Vanilly should have resigned after he admitted that he has a white rage problem.
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WOW. That is quite a staggering revelation! The guy on left won a world war, fought in both, was supreme commander of NATO, really began the space race before JFK was involved, and went on to become President of the United States and much more.

Milley is a nobody do-nothing go-nowhere whose most notable accomplishment was that he ratted out his supreme commander to the Red Chinese.

In Eisenhower's day, people like Milley were shot dead before a firing squad for treason.

 

[ozro]

I recommend staying away from Chucky cheese and their birthday parties

 

[toobfreak]

I have about 20 of those big Chinese paper globe lanterns in the garage, the ones they use for weddings and stuff. You just light the candle inside, it warms up, and floats away.
Maybe I'll launch them all this weekend if the sky clears up, just to stir up some shit.

Just be careful. If caught, you could be charged with a felony for trying to incite a national intelligence crisis, embarrassing an installed POTUS and for the cost of scrambling fighter jets out of Sheppard, Wright-Patterson and Andrews air force bases!