toobfreak
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THIS JUST IN! BREAKING NEWS!
The Biden Administration just admitted that they mistook an innocent child's birthday party with balloons in Illinois wednesday as a national security threat scrambling six F-15 fighter jets armed with nuclear tipped STRIKE missiles. Parents who were at the party report the sky darkened with incoming jets as the children ran scrambling for cover under houses to avoid the fallout and shrapnel as the missiles came in.
DOD Chief Gen. Mark Milley sent to investigate.
17 of the children have needed counseling.
On another front, AP just reported that effective immediately, NO ONE is allowed to launch balloons of any kind nationwide; not party balloons, not hot air balloons, nor even dirigibles until Joe figures out what the hell he is doing, as Congress considers new rules and penalties for civil ballooning while Joe is still in office. One possibility is that all future outdoor balloons over 12 inches will be assigned a federal ID number and transponder.
Further updates expected at eleven.
The Biden Administration just admitted that they mistook an innocent child's birthday party with balloons in Illinois wednesday as a national security threat scrambling six F-15 fighter jets armed with nuclear tipped STRIKE missiles. Parents who were at the party report the sky darkened with incoming jets as the children ran scrambling for cover under houses to avoid the fallout and shrapnel as the missiles came in.
DOD Chief Gen. Mark Milley sent to investigate.
17 of the children have needed counseling.
On another front, AP just reported that effective immediately, NO ONE is allowed to launch balloons of any kind nationwide; not party balloons, not hot air balloons, nor even dirigibles until Joe figures out what the hell he is doing, as Congress considers new rules and penalties for civil ballooning while Joe is still in office. One possibility is that all future outdoor balloons over 12 inches will be assigned a federal ID number and transponder.
Further updates expected at eleven.
Did Joe Biden shoot down hobbyists $12 balloon with $380,000 missile?
A mystery object shot down by U.S. fighter jets amid ongoing hysteria sparked by a Chinese 'spy' balloon may have been a $12 inflatable launched by a hobby group in Illinois.
www.dailymail.co.uk