Be a ladies man .

[DamnYankee]

And what did DIS chime?



An inference that Joshua was lookin' to the MALES for his advice....


You guys should have some coffee or something. You've been up drinking too long.

Those WERE the women. I didn't mention a thing about cave dwellers, and knuckle draggers.

neanderthal women ???? where ?

Maybe they're behind curtain #4..... The one that never showed up on the stage.....

 

[strollingbones]

hold up dis...sometimes a little knuckledragging can be fun...hell we aint talking about taking them home and keeping them...(can you tell who has 2 nights and 3 days alone) i am thinking about hitting a gay bar..new beginnings tonight.....that is the name of the bar...but the show doesnt start till 11 30 pm...i get up at 4 am...why, hell i am not sure. and it will be hot off the mtn....but i refuse to feel this old ....it could be my last chance

 

[dilloduck]

Those WERE the women. I didn't mention a thing about cave dwellers, and knuckle draggers.

neanderthal women ???? where ?

Maybe they're behind curtain #4..... The one that never showed up on the stage.....

and the heavy drinking women ? curtain # 5 ?

 

[strollingbones]

o and a couple of cougars invited me to go out with them....i am sorry but if i want to discuss things with men under 30....o hell its just too close to my son's age...and these bitches lie about their ages...i dont...

 

[Dis]

Well, that was fun.. Y'all don't mind if I take my spoon with me and stick it in another pot, do you?

Toodles!

 

[dilloduck]

Well, that was fun.. Y'all don't mind if I take my spoon with me and stick it in another pot, do you?

Toodles!

cya

 

[strollingbones]

some people are so sensitive.....honey hush, we all know i will fall alseep in recliner with a lap of cats by 9:30 and i can sleep thru the phone...but the show at new beginnings is said to be kick ass....

 

[strollingbones]

damn its not like i am into baby dykes or anything ..... was it something i said?

 

[dilloduck]

damn its not like i am into baby dykes or anything ..... was it something i said?

how about old dykes?

 

[strollingbones]

no,, geezes bad enough seeing myself nekkid...now think about it...how young a person could you get nekkid in front of at this stage of the game and be serious?

 

[dilloduck]

no,, geezes bad enough seeing myself nekkid...now think about it...how young a person could you get nekkid in front of at this stage of the game and be serious?

turn out the lights-----

 

[strollingbones]

i wont even explain there are young ones about...

 

[dilloduck]

i wont even explain there are young ones about...

where ? Here ?? naaa

 

[JW Frogen]

what happen to the other finger jw? accident?

I have plenty of fingers ready to make your sweet pussy puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur.

i growl more than purr...i should report you....damn....i should report you....

No real lover ever needs a moderator.

 

[strollingbones]

who is speaking of love? was i mistaken here? was there love mentioned?

 

[strollingbones]

dont be such a girl, jw

 

[editec]

If the chemistry is right, spice won't be necessary.

If it isn't, you're wasting everybody's time and probably your money, too.

 

[dilloduck]

If the chemistry is right, spice won't be necessary.

If it isn't, you're wasting everybody's time and probably your money, too.

I think that's a pretty good call Ed

No chemistry ? move on.

 

[JBeukema]

chemistry is important

buying the roophies is a hassle, and the new ones turn the drinks colors..

it's good to know how t make your own...

 

[Bootneck]

How and where can I pick up new tips and ideas for dating? All that I have been doing has become very common and boring. How do I spice up my dating escapades?

The first thing you need to know is how women think. As a first step here are nine words women use. Learn what they mean and you'll improve your chances:

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.