Battle Of The Bodies: Cena reluctantly accepts Theory challenge for Wrestlemania after audience demands it: you just made biggest mistake of your life

[basquebromance]

"I'd rather be bald than have them pipe in fake crowd noises for my matches because nobody cares."

BRO JOHN CENA IS COOKING AUSTIN THEORY

John Cena beating that boy Austin Theory within an inch of his life on the mic

 

[toobfreak]

I never even heard of Austin Theory. WTF cares. I get 1-2 hours of that mind numbing crap already a week as it is. They should pay YOU to watch it because it's nothing but promotional material for the next big match they won't let you watch unless you're stupid enough to shell out big to private streamed media.

 

[basquebromance]

 

[BackAgain]

Shhh. BakedBromance doesn’t know that professional wrestling is poorly scripted and poorly acted “theatre” designed for young boys and drunken halfwits.

 

[basquebromance]

Shhh. BakedBromance doesn’t know that professional wrestling is poorly scripted and poorly acted “theatre” designed for young boys and drunken halfwits.

i know that. that's precisely why i like it