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    An Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her
    >return, her father cussed her; " Where have you been all this time, you
    >ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you
    >were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what
    >you put your Mum through??!!"
    >
    >The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a
    >prostitute..."
    >
    >"WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to
    >this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"
    >
    >"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur coat,
    >title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account certificate
    >for 5 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you Daddy
    >the spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked
    >outside plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club...(takes a
    >breath)...an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new
    >yacht in the Riviera, and...."
    >
    >"Now what was it you said you had become?
    >
    >" Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute Dad! ... Sniff, sniff"
    >
    >"Oh! Saints Alive! - You scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said
    >"a Protestant". Come here and give your old man a hug!"
     

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