Americans shocked to learn the Giuliani had a law license!

[DrLove]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—After the state of New York banned Rudy Giuliani from practicing law, Americans expressed utter shock and disbelief that he had a law license.​

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“I did not know that he was an actual lawyer,” Carol Foyler, who lives in Bridgeport, Connecticut, said. “I just thought he was some skeezy guy Trump met at a wedding or something.”​

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“The fact that Rudy Giuliani had a law license shows that the system for granting law licenses is broken,” Harland Dorrinson, a resident of Toledo, Ohio, said. “There need to be background checks to prevent this sort of thing from happening in the future.”​

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Tracy Klugian, a spokesman for the New York State Supreme Court’s appellate division, said that their offices have been deluged with requests for law licenses ever since the Giuliani news broke. “People now think we’ll give a law license to anyone,” he said.​

Americans Shocked to Learn That Giuliani Had Law License

“I just thought he was some skeezy guy Trump met at a wedding or something.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[Rambunctious]

What is shocking is how far NYC has fallen since Rudy retired....

 

[MisterBeale]

New York Times Forced To Admit Babylon Bee Not Fake News Since Stories Keep Coming True

New York Times Forced To Admit Babylon Bee Not Fake News Since Stories Keep Coming True

NEW YORK, NY - The New York Times called The Babylon Bee dangerous far-right misinformation but has now retracted that claim and issued a correction after reviewing the data and admitting The Babylon Bee actually has a really high accuracy rate in predicting the future.'We are sorry we called...

babylonbee.com

"NEW YORK, NY—The New York Times called The Babylon Bee dangerous far-right misinformation but has now retracted that claim and issued a correction after reviewing the data and admitting The Babylon Bee actually has a really high accuracy rate in predicting the future.

"We are sorry we called The Babylon Bee misinformation," the Times wrote on its corrections page. "After further review, it's clear The Babylon Bee is reporting real news just a few days ahead of time. The stories just keep coming true."

The Times said it did a study on Babylon Bee stories and found that while the whole site just has two jokes, over 99.99% of them are actually prophecies that are fulfilled usually within a couple of weeks of posting.. . "

 

[meaner gene]

What is shocking is how far NYC has fallen since Rudy retired....

https://www1.nyc.gov/assets/nypd/downloads/pdf/analysis_and_planning/historical-crime-data/seven-major-felony-offenses-2000-2020.pdf

When Rudy left, major crime was at 182,652

In 2020 it was at 95,583

That means major crimes were over 90% higher under Giuliani, than in the latest crime statistics.

 

[meaner gene]

Other felonies (not the top 7)
Giuliani - 80,861
In 2020 - 41,015
Other felonies were over 97% higher under Giuliani.

Sorry to use facts, to dispute that things were better when Rudy was in charge.

 

[DrLove]

What is shocking is how far NYC has fallen since Rudy retired....

Rudy should have STAYED retired.

 

[DrLove]

New York Times Forced To Admit Babylon Bee Not Fake News Since Stories Keep Coming True

New York Times Forced To Admit Babylon Bee Not Fake News Since Stories Keep Coming True

NEW YORK, NY - The New York Times called The Babylon Bee dangerous far-right misinformation but has now retracted that claim and issued a correction after reviewing the data and admitting The Babylon Bee actually has a really high accuracy rate in predicting the future.'We are sorry we called...

babylonbee.com

"NEW YORK, NY—The New York Times called The Babylon Bee dangerous far-right misinformation but has now retracted that claim and issued a correction after reviewing the data and admitting The Babylon Bee actually has a really high accuracy rate in predicting the future.

"We are sorry we called The Babylon Bee misinformation," the Times wrote on its corrections page. "After further review, it's clear The Babylon Bee is reporting real news just a few days ahead of time. The stories just keep coming true."

The Times said it did a study on Babylon Bee stories and found that while the whole site just has two jokes, over 99.99% of them are actually prophecies that are fulfilled usually within a couple of weeks of posting.. . "

The Bee has some good satirical writers, most of whom have a pretty good finger on the pulse.

 

[meaner gene]

What is shocking is how far NYC has fallen since Rudy retired....

Rudy should have STAYED retired.

Crime (felony) was 90-97% higher under Giuliani than it is now (2020 stats)

Apparently the myth of the great Rudy, is not supported by the facts.

 

[toobfreak]

Americans shocked to learn the Giuliani had a law license!

DEMOCRAT Americans. They are so cluelessly uninformed, they probably thought when Rudy was mayor of NYC and prosecutor, he busted the mafia there with just a little plastic pinwheel.

 

[meaner gene]

"NEW YORK, NY—The New York Times called The Babylon Bee dangerous far-right misinformation but has now retracted that claim and issued a correction after reviewing the data and admitting The Babylon Bee actually has a really high accuracy rate in predicting the future.

The Bee has some good satirical writers, most of whom have a pretty good finger on the pulse.

Ironically the story, from the Babylon Bee is filled with satire, such as:
As part of The New York Times's concessions to the Christian satire site, they were forced to admit in court that The Babylon Bee's writers are more talented and handsome than they are and that CEO Seth Dillon is absolutely ripped and the ideal physical embodiment of a man.

In fact the "retraction" was where they corrected their labeling of the Babylon Bee, from a misinformation site, to a satirical site.

 

[Rambunctious]

What is shocking is how far NYC has fallen since Rudy retired....

Rudy should have STAYED retired.

Crime (felony) was 90-97% higher under Giuliani than it is now (2020 stats)

Apparently the myth of the great Rudy, is not supported by the facts.

Bullshit...stats don't tell the whole picture...we all witnessed it...Rudy cleaned up NYC and no history changing stat will change that fact....

 

[ReinyDays]

Bubba didn't finish Middle school ...

Giuliani was a Federal Prosecutor during the Reagan Administration ...

 

[Rambunctious]

What is shocking is how far NYC has fallen since Rudy retired....

Rudy should have STAYED retired.

No way he helped get Trump elected....so suck on that a while....

 

[DrLove]

What is shocking is how far NYC has fallen since Rudy retired....

Rudy should have STAYED retired.

Crime (felony) was 90-97% higher under Giuliani than it is now (2020 stats)

Apparently the myth of the great Rudy, is not supported by the facts.

Bullshit...stats don't tell the whole picture...we all witnessed it...Rudy cleaned up NYC and no history changing stat will change that fact....

Oh double BS - Rudy did a good job in the aftermath of 911. Other than that (unless you want to count stop and frisk as a success) he was an abject failure.

 

[DrLove]

What is shocking is how far NYC has fallen since Rudy retired....

Rudy should have STAYED retired.

No way he helped get Trump elected....so suck on that a while....

His escapades while cavorting with Russian spies in Ukraine got Donnie impeached the first time.
Yea, he was awesome!

 

[ReinyDays]

What is shocking is how far NYC has fallen since Rudy retired....

Rudy should have STAYED retired.

Crime (felony) was 90-97% higher under Giuliani than it is now (2020 stats)

Apparently the myth of the great Rudy, is not supported by the facts.

Bullshit...stats don't tell the whole picture...we all witnessed it...Rudy cleaned up NYC and no history changing stat will change that fact....

Bullshit...stats don't tell the whole picture...we all witnessed it...Rudy cleaned up NYC and no history changing stat will change that fact....

You got whooshed ... crime is down across the nation ... of course in NYC as well ... ever since leaded gasoline was outlawed ... "proof by graph" ... makes more sense than hero worship ...

Giuliani lied in court filings ... you or I would go to prison, Rudi will be getting disbarred ... lawyers are snakes ...

 

[Rambunctious]

What is shocking is how far NYC has fallen since Rudy retired....

Rudy should have STAYED retired.

Crime (felony) was 90-97% higher under Giuliani than it is now (2020 stats)

Apparently the myth of the great Rudy, is not supported by the facts.

Bullshit...stats don't tell the whole picture...we all witnessed it...Rudy cleaned up NYC and no history changing stat will change that fact....

Oh double BS - Rudy did a good job in the aftermath of 911. Other than that (unless you want to count stop and frisk as a success) he was an abject failure.

Obviously stop and frisk worked....we can clearly see that now that its been stopped...this is what I mean when I say dems are not good for anyone...they get people killed....

 

[Rambunctious]

What is shocking is how far NYC has fallen since Rudy retired....

Rudy should have STAYED retired.

No way he helped get Trump elected....so suck on that a while....

His escapades while cavorting with Russian spies in Ukraine got Donnie impeached the first time.
Yea, he was awesome!

Again with Russia?.....

 

[DrLove]

What is shocking is how far NYC has fallen since Rudy retired....

Rudy should have STAYED retired.

Crime (felony) was 90-97% higher under Giuliani than it is now (2020 stats)

Apparently the myth of the great Rudy, is not supported by the facts.

Bullshit...stats don't tell the whole picture...we all witnessed it...Rudy cleaned up NYC and no history changing stat will change that fact....

Oh double BS - Rudy did a good job in the aftermath of 911. Other than that (unless you want to count stop and frisk as a success) he was an abject failure.

Obviously stop and frisk worked....we can clearly see that now that its been stopped...this is what I mean when I say dems are not good for anyone...they get people killed....

Clearly you have not studied the crime stats you were dutifully provided. Sad

 

[meaner gene]

Crime (felony) was 90-97% higher under Giuliani than it is now (2020 stats)

Apparently the myth of the great Rudy, is not supported by the facts.

Bullshit...stats don't tell the whole picture...we all witnessed it...Rudy cleaned up NYC and no history changing stat will change that fact....

Your claim wasn't that Rudy cleaned up New York, but that New York is now WORSE, than where Rudy left it. Which from the stats, clearly is a lie.